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My furloughed housemate coming in for some casual 4pm chit-chat
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Location ft. Burna Boy type weather but no Location to go to😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
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pub
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Pubs opening, but gyms closed? Don’t worry, ‘Caribbean’ chef Jonny Oliver returns with the perfect pub workout 🍻🥴
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A woman sunbathing topless near me in the park has just dialled into a work meeting. This is the flexible working God intended for us.
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Pls not Americans being excited for Lidl LMAOOOOOO
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Pubs next Saturday: “Can’t wait for six nations to start up again mate” “Can I have a corona love, hold the virus”
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Lockdown birthdays be like:
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me: I want to go to the pub government: you can now go to the pub me: no
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feel old yet???
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I think we need to stop calling it 'working from home' and start calling it 'living at work'
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when you’re so wasted that you’ve lost your mates, stumbled out the club, bits of your clothes are falling off and you’re on a blurred hunt for a kebab
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Size ae that chocolate button
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I think a lot about the fact that my school had permenant classrooms that were portakabins.
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Just farted on a zoom call and it lit my name up. I've been betrayed
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Actual lols
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boris: "the common sense of the british people is going to get us through this" the british people: