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    Updated on Aug 2, 2020. Posted on Aug 1, 2020

    26 British Tweets That Made Us Laugh Out Loud This Week

    "'F*ck off crybaby. Nobody cares.'- me to Batman if I ever have to see/hear his origin story again."

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    Boris Johnson addressing the nation

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    It is 3 years ago today since this unmissable episode of Eastenders aired

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    just went to end a call with ‘speak to you later’ but was thinking ‘take care’ and it somehow resulted in ‘I’ll care for you’

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    fuck your star sign, what’s your favourite carol ann duffy poem?

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    im screaming what does this even mean ??? 😭😭

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    think i might buy this and go as mrs hinch's settee for halloween

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    thinking abt the mad clutch control peppa pig’s dad has you know always drivin up that steep hill

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    Not the second one😭 are you dating Alfie moon? https://t.co/GjGc5WCKPU

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    if anything I'd say the rules on the new localised lockdown are a bit too clear, next time Matt Hancock should slip the announcement in five chocolate bars across different newsagents in the town he wants to lock up

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    Just realised the Xmas John Lewis advert is going to be someone sitting alone wearing a mask leafing through a photo-album with pictures of them and friends having a social life over a breathless slow acoustic cover of “We’ll meet again”

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    “Fuck off crybaby. Nobody cares.” - me to Batman if I ever have to see/hear his origin story again

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    Cheryl Cole is short for Chernobyl Coleslaw

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    he doesn’t look a day over rigor mortis https://t.co/abafaZr1Ur

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    The poor are only permitted to eat potatoes. If they desire a “treat” or “snack food” they may drink the nutrient-rich potato water from boiling their potato. I’m in government :)

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    Ighalo looks like he’s about to shake things up in Casa Amor https://t.co/uHq5aYlU5k

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    Walking up the platform at East Croydon train station https://t.co/1Bb56dUpHE

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    Morning of my dad's wedding, I was 14. Why do I look like a disgraced UKIP candidate

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    We were struggling to choose a front door colour... thank you to the postie for helping us out 🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼 @PostOffice

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    If I could describe my mental health in two pics this would be it

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    the virus will be over by Christmas and on Christmas day the virus and the scientists will meet in no man's land for a game of football

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    being attracted to men is so embarrassing, the bar is so low, we're like "and when i talk he listens 🥺" 🤢

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    This girl can eat!!!!! https://t.co/mkOOmXIKcH

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    they should make a UK version of The Office. Can you imagine a Michael Scott with a British accent? Just the thought is cracking me up

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    Incredible moment on BBC Breakfast this morning when Naga asked Charlie when was the last time he saw a beaver. Charlie: "Well it's been a while, if in ever in fact..." Look at their faces afterwards.

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