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Boris Johnson addressing the nation
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It is 3 years ago today since this unmissable episode of Eastenders aired
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just went to end a call with ‘speak to you later’ but was thinking ‘take care’ and it somehow resulted in ‘I’ll care for you’
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He stees you when you're stleeping
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fuck your star sign, what’s your favourite carol ann duffy poem?
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im screaming what does this even mean ??? 😭😭
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think i might buy this and go as mrs hinch's settee for halloween
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thinking abt the mad clutch control peppa pig’s dad has you know always drivin up that steep hill
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Not the second one😭 are you dating Alfie moon? https://t.co/GjGc5WCKPU
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if anything I'd say the rules on the new localised lockdown are a bit too clear, next time Matt Hancock should slip the announcement in five chocolate bars across different newsagents in the town he wants to lock up
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Just realised the Xmas John Lewis advert is going to be someone sitting alone wearing a mask leafing through a photo-album with pictures of them and friends having a social life over a breathless slow acoustic cover of “We’ll meet again”
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“Fuck off crybaby. Nobody cares.” - me to Batman if I ever have to see/hear his origin story again
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"several decades younger"
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he doesn’t look a day over rigor mortis https://t.co/abafaZr1Ur
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The poor are only permitted to eat potatoes. If they desire a “treat” or “snack food” they may drink the nutrient-rich potato water from boiling their potato. I’m in government :)
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Ighalo looks like he’s about to shake things up in Casa Amor https://t.co/uHq5aYlU5k
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Walking up the platform at East Croydon train station https://t.co/1Bb56dUpHE
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Morning of my dad's wedding, I was 14. Why do I look like a disgraced UKIP candidate
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We were struggling to choose a front door colour... thank you to the postie for helping us out 🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼 @PostOffice
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If I could describe my mental health in two pics this would be it
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the virus will be over by Christmas and on Christmas day the virus and the scientists will meet in no man's land for a game of football
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being attracted to men is so embarrassing, the bar is so low, we're like "and when i talk he listens 🥺" 🤢
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This girl can eat!!!!! https://t.co/mkOOmXIKcH
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they should make a UK version of The Office. Can you imagine a Michael Scott with a British accent? Just the thought is cracking me up
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Incredible moment on BBC Breakfast this morning when Naga asked Charlie when was the last time he saw a beaver. Charlie: "Well it's been a while, if in ever in fact..." Look at their faces afterwards.
CORRECTION
An earlier version of this roundup included a tweet from an Irish person in error, but it's been removed.