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    21 Products For All My Self-Aware Gross Girls Out There

    It's hard work being this level of garbage.

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    Look, there are countless reasons why someone might be defined as a gross girl™.

    The main reason for our (collective) lifestyle is that we just can't be bothered, but there are some perks to making some changes.

    Being a resident gross girl myself, I've decided to compile a few items that will keep us gross, but make us palatable for those around us.

    1. This lip mask, because honey, winter is here, which means your lips are going to chap and you're definitely going to mess with the dead skin.

    2. These teeny-tiny portable tweezers to keep in your bag for those stray hair emergencies.

    3. These period panties that are actually really cute and will protect your sheets from any spills and thrills that might force you to wash them before you need to.

    4. And while we’re on the topic of underwear, clean out that drawer of polyester hipster undies with holes in them, and invest in some ~actually comfortable~ breathable underwear.

    5. This wellness scrub to exfoliate all the dead skin cells off your body and leave it glowing the way it deserves.

    6. This keyboard cleaning jelly to clean all the filth out of your keyboard, so that you can actually be productive without the keys sticking.

    7. This HappySkinCo IPL hair removal device, because if you're going through the effort of shaving, you may as well take this extra step, so you don't have to shave as often.

    8. This fabric refresher, which will keep your favourite t-shirt fresher for longer, which means you get to avoid doing laundry (a waste of time).

    9. This yoga mat, because yoga is a quick and wonderful way to get some exercise, which we both know you actually hate.

    10. This hair brush cleaner because for some reason, hair that isn't attached to the human body is offensive to everyone's eyeballs — including your own.

    11. And speaking of stray hairs lurking in unpleasant places, this drain snake that will unclog all your poor drains.

    12. Plus, these silicone toppers, so that you never have to deal with a clogged up shower drain again because let's face it, they're the worst.

    13. This false lashes case to keep all of them in one place and avoid freaking out when you spot one attached to your bed frame and think it's a spider.

    14. This nail biting deterrent, which will allow them to thrive in a way they've never thrived before.

    15. This handy box, so that you can carry a toothbrush and toothpaste for the next time you have to rush out the door and forget to brush your teeth.

    16. This time-marked water bottle, because a hydrated queen is a queen that's on top of her shit.

    17. This pack of reusable meal prep containers, because let's be real — if it were up to you, you'd eat takeout non-stop and that's not good for anyone.

    18. This squeegee, so that the next time you shower, you can pretend you're auditioning for the part of "window cleaner" and end up with a sparkling screen.

    19. These deodorising bags to throw into your laundry hamper, which will keep unpleasant odours at bay.

    20. This self-charging robotic vacuum, so that you never have to perform the literal worst chore in the world again, while appearing like a clean queen.

    21. And finally, this makeup brush cleaning and drying machine because dirty brushes = breakouts and nobody needs that in their life right now.

    You to yourself, knowing that despite your grossness, you're still damn flawless.