Banana Lollies Are Actually Good And Sorry, You Can't Change My Mind

Yes — this is the hill I'm willingly choosing to die on.

It's been a long time coming — and it's finally time for me to say this with my whole chest and make it official. I love banana lollies.

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Yeah, that’s right, the yellow banana-shaped guys buried in an unworthy sea of gummy snakes and pineapples, waiting to be plucked and tossed into my SALIVATING mouth.

Usually, when I reveal this about myself, most people think I’m lying or saying this for attention — but I genuinely have loved those chalky little bastards since I was a child.

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Everything about them — that artificial banana taste you usually find in milkshakes, the super-dry texture that’s reminiscent of squishy drywall — everything about them screams “EAT ME” imo.

I know that there are others out there who, like me, adore these controversial little morsels — and I'm here to tell you that there's nothing to be afraid of. Go forth and proclaim your love for banana lollies.

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And while you're at it, chow down on some musk sticks too. They're worth the judgement from strangers and so-called friends.