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Banana Lollies Are Elite And All The Haters Are Just Lying To Themselves

Yes — this is the hill I'm willingly choosing to die on.

It's been a long time coming — and it's finally time for me to say this with my whole chest and make it official. I love banana lollies.

Usually, when I reveal this about myself, most people think I’m lying or saying this for attention — but I genuinely have loved those chalky little bastards since I was a child.

I know that there are others out there who, like me, adore these controversial little morsels — and I'm here to tell you that there's nothing to be afraid of. Go forth and proclaim your love for banana lollies.