2.
Throw away the key so this criminal can rampage no more.
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E.T. deserves to feel safe in his home!
4.
This pup is going DOWN for destruction of property.
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No good lawyer could save this floof getting locked up for crimes against sitting on sofas.
6.
Your evidence won't stand up in court, sir!
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We've got several witnesses!
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You'd better get yourself a good lawyer, pup.
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It's no use trying to hide.
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Pickpocketing is illegal, my friend.
11.
You definitely shouldn't look so proud of yourself.
12.
Don't think a jury is going to go lightly on you because you're cute.
13.
This perp didn't even bother to flee the scene of the crime.
14.
Underage smoking is illegal, you know.
15.
You can't just go around destroying hipster beverages because you don't approve of them.
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You know what you did.
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Don't act like you're not guilty.
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Now don't even TRY to plead innocence.
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Call the police, because these monsters need to be locked up.
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