1. The guy who invented a new way of using the stairs:
2. Or the man who found a way to never use the stairs again:
6. The man who will have a personal vendetta against doors for the rest of his life:
14. Santa Claus, again:
And also his own feet:
And actually pretty much everything else in this store:
- A magnitude-6.2 quake hit central Italy. The mayor of Amatrice, near the epicenter, said "the town isn't here anymore."
- Donald Trump has often claimed to be "the largest real estate developer in New York," but he isn't.
- Facebook says it mistakenly suspended two libertarian groups. It's the network's latest case of suddenly removing content.