1.
The guy who invented a new way of using the stairs:
2.
Or the man who found a way to never use the stairs again:
4.
The future (let's say 2017) limbo champ:
5.
The man who had his dog take him for a nice walk:
6.
The man who will have a personal vendetta against doors for the rest of his life:
7.
And the young man who will never wear pants again:
8.
This lady, who is also the greatest thing that has ever happened to local news:
9.
The man who set the record for fastest DUI test fail of all time:
10.
And the man who set the record for the closest call of all time:
11.
The young lady who forgot that the goal is actually to go UPSTAIRS, not OVERSTAIRS:
12.
The man who thinks he's a monorail:
13.
The man whose attempts to bring roof surfing into the mainstream were ultimately in vain:
15.
The two newest members of the Society For People Against Escalators:
17.
And the newest member of the Society For People Against Poles That Are Right In Front Of Your Face:
18.
The lady that will never sit the same way again:
19.
And the man who lost the battle against a fan:
And actually pretty much everything else in this store: