Channing Tatum Has Opened Up About His Horrific Penis Accident

Pray 4 Gilbert.

In a recent interview with Howard Stern, a traumatised Channing Tatum opened up about the time he burnt his "cock and balls" while filming The Eagle in the Scottish Highlands.

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Apparently, due to the extremely cold conditions, the crew were using cups of warm water to stay toasty inside their wet suits. The accident happened when the runner neglected to tell Tatum that the cup he'd just passed over was actually boiling hot.

"So, this poor guy - he had been, for 13 hours, running up a hill to boil [a] huge bottle of water, fill it half-full with, like, actual kettle water, run back down the hill and then put [it with] the river water, and then come over to me just to keep me warm all day," Tatum explained, suggesting he isn't actually holding a grudge against the guy who almost burnt his dick off.

Though his peen is totally fine now, Tatum described it as burnt and shrivelled after the accident, which is hardly a desirable combo.

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According to Tatum, the ambulance that assisted him was playing "Sex on Fire" by Kings of Leon at the time, which is funny - but also obviously not actually funny - because his junk had literally been scalded by boiling water.

:'(

You can listen to the full Stern Show clip here:

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