Kylie Jenner is queen of the Instagram selfie. It's literally undeniable.
As a forever fan of Instagram, I find it important that I remind myself - and others - that photos posted on social media CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
To prove my point, I assigned myself the task of turning our BuzzFeed Australia team into an army of Kylizzles.
Nick into Nickizzle
His thoughts: Jesus fuck.
My thoughts: 10/10 should be a Kardashian.
Jemima into Jemizzle
Her thoughts: I actually love this. I look very much like an anime character but if my nose and lips weren't so ridonk in this photo I would be using it everywhere. Also plz teach me to contour/bronzer/makeup like that. Thanks.
My thoughts: Jemizzle rocks a red lip like nobody's business. Filter or no filter. Also, Jemizzle is an excellent, excellent name.
Alex into Alizzle
Her thoughts: This is everything I've ever wanted. Is there somewhere near work where I can get my eyeballs whitened?
My thoughts: Lips in photo one and two would make Kylizzle (and her hair) green with envy.
Brad into Brizzle
His thoughts: Bad before, worse after.
My thoughts: Both stunning <3
Stephanie into Stephizzle
Her thoughts: This is like, a LOT, but it's also #goals. I love it and I'm going to take down all my Instagram photos and re-upload them after I filter them to fuck and back. Probably not really, but whatever.
My thoughts: What have I created?
Dean into Deanizzle
His thoughts: Considering growing my hair out.
My thoughts: Kylie's hair extensions on fleek, clearly.
Jenna into Jennizzle
Her thoughts: ARGH! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
My thoughts: Agreed.
Lane into Lanizzle
Her thoughts: I don't even know what to say.
My thoughts: Alternate post: If Lane Worked At MAC Not BuzzFeed.
Mark into Markizzle
His thoughts: Holy shit I am straight up babe... I look like a glam Amy Winehouse and I am OK with it.
My thoughts: Mark looks very #goth here.
Tahlia into Tahlizzle
Her thoughts: I've always wondered what I'd look like with botox and now I have my answer. Thank you technology. Can get on board with that whole skin tone though.
My thoughts: Like, I feel a little frightened of Tahlizzle but I'm sure she's just as lovely as Tahlia.
Anna into Annizzle
Her thoughts: I think I just ate something I'm allergic to.
My thoughts: R U OK ANNA?
See you guys?! INSTAGRAM CAN LIE TO US ALL.
Lucky for our team, everyone is flawless in EVERY photo.
Love you guys.