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19 Reasons Being A Straight White Man Is Hard AF

It's the hard knock life for us.

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2. When you have to watch something from the other 10% and it makes you uncomfortable because you're not used to not feeling represented.

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"Hey, wait a second... There are hardly any white straight men in this movie! There are only, like, five."

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7. And if you are, they congratulate you for it instead of calling you a whore or slut.

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Can you please just do me the favor of judging my sex life at least a little bit? I, too, need a compass to guide my life according to your moral principles.

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12. When they make products specifically designed with your tastes in mind and now there are so many options available to you that you just can't even.

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Do I want a soap that smells like pomegranates or in the shape of a tiger? Ugh, this is too hard.

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16. Or when you get serious about something and no one calls you bossy or tells you that you need to get laid.

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Do you think we're comfortable with the degree of authority society has granted us? We're just trying to be loved, like anybody else.

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17. When you get a promotion and no one tells you it's only because you're good looking or "hot."

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Am I not allowed to feel handsome? Do you have to assume it happened because of my merit rather than my chiseled features?

This post was translated from Spanish.