Buzz·Dec 10, 2015The 45 Funniest Tweets From 2015Put these in the Twitter Hall Of Fame.by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. gregory erskine @cat_beltane Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me Dave: ya dont worry Steve: which pic did u use Mark: dont worry about it 09:04 PM - 19 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Sir Finley Sharkjely @SharkJelly [My Wedding] Me: I do Guests: Awww Me: Or do I? Guests: Ooooo 07:24 PM - 05 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Mike F @animaldrumss we need to put aside the hate, and be loving to all people of the wo- oh look at this fuckin asshole. nice parking job pal. takin two spaces 03:59 PM - 24 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. slick @fanofhell Presidents' Day schedule: 6:00 am: wake up 6:00am - 11:00 pm: give it up for the presidents 11:00 pm: go to bed 02:57 PM - 16 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Conor Tripler @ConorTripler *sits 27 hours for an oil on canvas portrait* omg delete that. Bartholomew i'm serious do not fucking hang that in the Great Hall 11:19 PM - 29 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. jeff denim @sportsjeans well if you love your ex wife so much why dont you marry her. ah im very sorry to hear that i had no idea what that meant 06:55 PM - 02 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Michael Raphone, Sr. @michael_raphone (Interview to be a hot dog vendor at a baseball park) INTERVIEWER: how loud can you yell 'hot dogs'? ME: (eyes go completely black) HOT DOGS 08:53 PM - 21 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Urple Pingo @UrplePingo [Speaking at funeral] We made it guys it's Friday 11:20 AM - 29 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Molly Manglewood @undeadmolly Top 20 Things NO WOMAN Should Wear after 30 08:00 AM - 29 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. a lost fish @grumbist im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things: every person on earth & their opinion of me the crushing psychological weight of being alive 11:59 PM - 14 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Mike F @animaldrumss Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink Barkeep: try this, its lemonade and iced tea Arnold Palmer: Mmm... its good... I just invented it. 01:16 AM - 30 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Mike F @animaldrumss its stupid when girls say they cant find a guy, yet they ignore me. its like saying youre hungry when theres a hot dog on the ground outside 03:32 AM - 26 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Mike F @animaldrumss just thought of a super catchy name for my new berry smoothie. "is it very berry?" oh shit that's way better... [crosses out "highly berry"] 04:54 PM - 10 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov BUILDING INSPECTOR: what's this called DARTH VADER: the death— [inspector's eyes look up from his clipboard] DARTH VADER: uh the health star 12:57 AM - 15 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. simba da gawd @youknowsimba Whom tryna send me nudes 04:03 AM - 07 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. carah @caroliuee (me chopping onions) actually im crying because of my life 07:42 PM - 20 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Gold Mantis @fujichia - much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7 12:26 AM - 01 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. dan mentos @DanMentos [batman watching batman movie] *batman voice* do I really sound like that 06:02 AM - 16 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. dan mentos @DanMentos *airplane makes really loud noise* *pilot on intercom* what the fuck was that 01:24 AM - 16 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon_snow_420 god: i have made Mankind angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 06:54 PM - 28 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. ethan e @JetiJig Worst haircut ever @GreatClips never going back there employees who were to busy trying to finish quick and clockout 03:48 PM - 11 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. moody monday @mdob11 [at a funeral] We should do a jumping photo 01:07 AM - 15 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. The Jonald @senderblock23 [someone reading a beautiful poem in german] ME: i have never been more frightened 05:20 AM - 20 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. B R O C K ™ @troytheblackguy Dentist: open up Me: well it all started when my dad left Dentist: no I meant Dentist assistant: Wait Glenn let him finish 02:38 PM - 26 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. The Jonald @senderblock23 Alex Trebek: (into mirror) Who is alex trebek 01:40 AM - 21 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn A trailer in a movie theater ended with "November 20th" and a guy loudly said, "thats my birthday" and a random guy said "happy birthday" 11:09 PM - 19 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. one of ur hoes @miliondollameat when ur feeling sensitive and don't want ur feelings to get hurt 05:12 AM - 10 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. lindsay glohan @hellakyra There's so many beautiful places I can't wait to see when I travel the world 👌🌎✈️😍😍😍 09:39 PM - 15 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. dana bell @danacbell Whoa just realized F.ross R.achel I.oey E.obe N.onica D.andler S.ome friends 05:54 AM - 06 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. stefan @boring_as_heck [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good 09:27 PM - 30 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Ste(ph)en @stephenjmolloy Wife: "Ian is coming over." Me: "Ian from work or Ian who is good at disguises?" Wife: "Ian- *pulls off mask* -who is good at disguises!" 07:22 PM - 04 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. was @PAClFlCALLY @SADGllRL when your tweet blows up and you gain 2 followers 06:47 PM - 21 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Max Reed @Dank_Pal [Job Interview] Sir, it says here you're part of a small group of criminals that primarily kills interviewersoohhhhmygod 01:17 AM - 27 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Tennessee Grimes @10ehC Guy dropped his glove on the floor here at MoMA and everyone is nervously stepping around it, unsure if it's art. 12:03 AM - 10 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Queen Mikayla @caffeinevixen Hate when people go "wish I could go back to the 50s" with a pic of someone drinking a milkshake??? Like just go get one???? 04:32 AM - 28 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. kimmy @arealliveghost hope your cargo shorts heal before the big game brah 01:03 AM - 20 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. weird al @wutangcher it's fucked up they make horses and dogs be cops 07:19 PM - 03 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon in light of hulk hogan's scandal, i made new posters you or your local library can use to replace his old ones 03:39 AM - 26 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. Bemusitron @Amusitr0n As the anesthetic knocks you out, your surgeon washes his hands and misses a really easy shot into the garbage with the paper towel. 01:05 PM - 28 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. SuperDuperNellz @nellzATC Bottles on deck tonight for my son's 1st birthday. We lit. 😂 03:35 AM - 29 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. leon @leyawn I Removed Hamburgers From Photos Of People Eating Hamburgers To Show Obsessed We've Become With Hamburgers 05:50 PM - 23 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. Cool Eric @OBiiieeee i was makin out with a girl and told her i had to go to the bathroom but i really went to check on my Sims. they were burglarized once again 03:40 AM - 06 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. g0m @g0m me: I'll leave the hall light on, so burglars won't break in. burglar: That wasteful fucker left the lights on. Let's break in and kill him 06:59 PM - 28 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. chuuch @ch000ch [smashes guitar during 1st song of set] sorry everyone, that was our only guitar. GOOD NIGHT PORTLAND!! 01:56 AM - 19 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. brent @murrman5 [park bench with girlfriend] so you're dumping me because you don't think I'm smart? "yes brent" *starts raining* great and now sky water 03:06 PM - 14 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Need more buzz like this in your life? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Today newsletter!