Buzz·Posted on Oct 25, 201525 More Tweets About Animals That Will Make You Laugh Every TimeBecause there are never too many. (Part one here.)by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. BAKOON @BAKKOOONN i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others 11:36 PM - 08 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. UHH @cervixsmash The first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO 11:10 PM - 05 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. ghost mom @radtoria *drives bread truck into the pond* Goodbye, cruel world *ducks pull me up to surface* ALL HAIL THE NEW KING *lives happily ever after* 07:25 AM - 04 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. mombles zombles @maebemarbles I wonder if tadpoles are all ARRGH WHAT ARE THESE THINGS GROWING OUT OF MY BUTT oh sweet I can jump now I CAN'T BREATHE oh I breathe air now 03:10 PM - 18 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. soccerbabe2003 @realemilyattack oh yeah this is why life is beautiful 02:07 AM - 07 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. @elaine @IRLPepperMD *snail finally gets home from work* *turns right back around in order to be on time for the next day* 11:09 PM - 10 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Spoopy Kitty @kittykhajiit I put my dog in a bag and she won't get out 12:18 PM - 26 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. priscilla page @BBW_BFF weird that some people have "no regrets" b/c once I accidentally scared a dog and never stopped thinking about it for the rest of my life 06:09 AM - 15 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Seth Rosenthal @seth_rosenthal Imagine if a dog had relatives who visited on their own accord. Like what if your dog's uncle just showed up at the door 01:44 AM - 31 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. cthomlhu @thwphipps found out last night our cat goes to the kebab shop down the road every day & they give him lamb mince. there's a picture of him on the wall 10:04 AM - 19 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Reginald Loud @kanye Now is a good time to remind y'all that my 7 y/o brother was pissed when he realized there are police dogs but not cats 06:20 PM - 05 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jean-Spook Boochard @jlucbouchard Girl on this train has been makin eyes at me the whole ride 05:02 PM - 10 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. campfire weekend @wutangcher why go to the zoo when you can just go to lowes and look at all the birds trapped in the ceiling 07:26 PM - 21 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. champagne rory @rorynotroy “Um.” - 1st horse that got ridden 04:45 PM - 23 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Jakob Huber @jakob_huber Barista: I have a latte for *3 second long screeching noise* Velociraptor: Actually it's *4 second long screeching noise* but close enough 01:00 AM - 20 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. sequined chainsaw @ramenfuneral 04:45 AM - 04 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. tweet appraiser @wownicetweets I was like what the fuck is this dog barking at until I saw he was wearing a bluetooth 06:03 PM - 14 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. priscilla page @BBW_BFF tonight we ride 07:15 AM - 01 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Brian Gaar @briangaar Getting tired of people talking about how strong ants are. I can pick up a leaf too, who gives a shit 06:00 PM - 02 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Steve @WigCannon I bet the first guy who saw a pig was like, "what the fuck is that dog's problem?" 06:09 PM - 05 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Nathan Buckley @duplicitron When God made raccoons he was like do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger. Too slow. You're both now. 08:55 PM - 18 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Michael Raphone, Sr. @michael_raphone The fact that earthworms are called earthworms suggests the existrnce of sea worms and, more distressingly, air and fire worms. 05:07 PM - 14 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Shane! @batsly Dogs were like "this is how long we think a year is." And we said "that's wrong, but you tried your best so we'll humor you." 04:28 PM - 30 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. * ESKIEL DREEMURR @emeraldskies face down, ass up / that's how you fish if you a duck 05:40 PM - 20 Mar 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. fion-ahhh!!! @lustcluster take me here. wherever this is is where i want to be 10:36 AM - 17 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite