1. Are you zonked out? Did you fall asleep? Do you keep falling asleep in public? See a doctor.
2. You Meet. You Ignite. And It Always Goes Blooey.
3. The Nineties Man: If Only He Could See Past the Fake Blood and Vampire Fangs. If He Could Just Put Aside The Fact That We Go "BOO!" Every Time He Comes Home From Work, Maybe He Wouldn't Be So Afraid of Us.
5. It's a pretty simple quiz. Here it is:
6. Dating used to be so easy.
Know If He's Your Soulmate In 6 Seconds Flat:
- Find Out If He's Your Soulmate Based On The Amount of Croutons He Puts In His Salad At The Salad Bar.
- Freaky Flirting: Ladies, If His Left Eye Is Twitching, It's A Good Sign.
- Does His Nose Have Two Nostrils Or One?