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4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to ask what he meant.
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When ya mom add u on snapchat
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Moms are just cops who love you
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#GrowingUpWithSiblings going through their stuff and hearing them coming up the stairs.
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[gun goes off] [every runner pretends to be wounded, then laughs and starts the race] ANNOUNCER: and the annual Dad 5k is underway
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My son the poet
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you never like your mom's statuses anymore. she's your mother. like the status. she gave you a brand and deserves better analytics than that
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Mom?
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Asked my 5 yo brother why he was changing clothes to go out 5 hours from now and he said "if you stay ready you don't have to get ready"
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Extremely mysterious (empty) email from my dad
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my sister’s coworker's son used a bunch of lego pants to spell the word ‘pants’. it looks like a different word.
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My sister told me they're watching Muppets Most Wanted and my niece said very seriously, "When he's dancing you can tell the frog is fake."
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This is why I haven't accepted my dad's friend request.
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I'm sick of families.. its like we get it, all you guys look the same. Get your own face
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when ur sibling is making u mad but you're in the car with ur parents
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Me: u dont get it Dad: if yung trill vibes told u to jump off a bridge would u do that too? Me: dad, yung trill vibes would never say that
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lol, I changed "no" on my mom and dads phones
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this text from my mom never gets old
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My mom be putting ordinary shit into other shit. We don't need this for listerine. I feel like I'm in Harry Potter
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[Speech Therapy] Therapist: Repeat after me: I’m thirsty Dad: I’m…thirsty T: I’m hungry D: I’m…H...Hi Hungry, I’m Dad T: *throws clipboard*
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when you come home turnt and your parents are still up