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22 Of The Funniest Tweets About Family From 2015

Hi hungry, I'm Dad.

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4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to ask what he meant.

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#GrowingUpWithSiblings going through their stuff and hearing them coming up the stairs.

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[gun goes off] [every runner pretends to be wounded, then laughs and starts the race] ANNOUNCER: and the annual Dad 5k is underway

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you never like your mom's statuses anymore. she's your mother. like the status. she gave you a brand and deserves better analytics than that

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Asked my 5 yo brother why he was changing clothes to go out 5 hours from now and he said "if you stay ready you don't have to get ready"

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Extremely mysterious (empty) email from my dad

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my sister’s coworker's son used a bunch of lego pants to spell the word ‘pants’. it looks like a different word.

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My sister told me they're watching Muppets Most Wanted and my niece said very seriously, "When he's dancing you can tell the frog is fake."

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This is why I haven't accepted my dad's friend request.

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I'm sick of families.. its like we get it, all you guys look the same. Get your own face

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when ur sibling is making u mad but you're in the car with ur parents

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Me: u dont get it Dad: if yung trill vibes told u to jump off a bridge would u do that too? Me: dad, yung trill vibes would never say that

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lol, I changed "no" on my mom and dads phones

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My mom be putting ordinary shit into other shit. We don't need this for listerine. I feel like I'm in Harry Potter

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[Speech Therapy] Therapist: Repeat after me: I’m thirsty Dad: I’m…thirsty T: I’m hungry D: I’m…H...Hi Hungry, I’m Dad T: *throws clipboard*

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when you come home turnt and your parents are still up

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