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me during the Olympics
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me most of time: what are sports me during the olympics: SPORTS!!!!!
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me: I hate literally every sport me during the Olympics:
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me the rest of the year: I'm moving to Kenya and denouncing my citizenship me during the olympics: USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA U
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me normally: I hate sports, why are they a thing me during the olympics:
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Me watching Olympics: "awww I want world peace, all countries coming together, living as one, being har- *sees USA*- USA USA USA!!!!"
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me before Olympics: "I hate sports it's stupid." me during Olympics: *cries when Olympic cauldron is lit*
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Me on a normal day: USA was built on the backs of slaves I hate it so many issues Me during the #Olympics:
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me: is not athletic literally in the slightest me watching the olympics: i can't believe i have to be an olympian and make my country proud
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Me During 4th of July: I'm here for the food Me During the Olympics: USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA🇺🇸 USA🇺🇸 WE'RE THE BEST🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 NUMBER 1 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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me: I wish I was a floating orb me during the olympics: the human body is an amazing electrochemical magical machine
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me: nationalism is a cancer to a cohesive humankind also me, during the olympics: USA USA USA USA USA
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Me before the olympics: I don't care about the olympics Me during the opening: I LOVE THE OLYMPICS Me after the opening: I don't care abou t
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me during the olympics
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me: stop I'm not Chinese I was born in Canada me during the Olympics: YASSSS CHINA DID THAT!! GOOO CHINA! CHINA #1 I'M SO PROUD
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America for the next 2 weeks
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Me: The USA has some MAJOR ISSUES ugh Me during the Olympics:
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