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16 Things Non-Foodies Will Understand

Do you live to eat? Or eat to live?

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1. Putting ketchup on everything.

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Ignore the judgmental eyes of your relatives on Thanksgiving. You keep slathering ketchup on your turkey!

2. Constantly hearing "Are you seriously going to eat that?"

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3. Ordering the first thing you see on the menu.

The longer you look at the menu, the easier it is for your date to see that you have no idea what you're doing.
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The longer you look at the menu, the easier it is for your date to see that you have no idea what you're doing.

4. Decorating your apartment with assorted wrappers.

5. The torture that is running into the "craft beer guy" at the party.

*Shudder*
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*Shudder*

6. Having the lamest answers to the "What is your favorite food?" question.

Peanut butter and jelly, OK?
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Peanut butter and jelly, OK?

7. Being bored by people's culinary adventures.

"Oh, when Steve and I were in Italy we visited the loveliest little café!"
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"Oh, when Steve and I were in Italy we visited the loveliest little café!"

8. Wishing you could order off the kids menu.

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What? I'm not allowed to want grilled cheese and a chocolate milk?

9. Constantly asking yourself, "Am I supposed to eat this?"

The little green thing in your lemonade is a mint leaf. Don't eat it.
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The little green thing in your lemonade is a mint leaf. Don't eat it.

10. The dreaded "What are you in the mood for?" question.

Is it polite to yell "FOR GOD'S SAKE, I DON'T CARE, REBECCA!" at your friend?
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Is it polite to yell "FOR GOD'S SAKE, I DON'T CARE, REBECCA!" at your friend?

11. Never being dissatisfied with a frozen meal.

Meal prep includes:1. Stabbing plastic wrap with a fork! End of list.
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Meal prep includes:

1. Stabbing plastic wrap with a fork!

End of list.

12. Finally deciding to buy ingredients but then just eating the ingredients separately.

You bought vegetables to make a nice salad. But it would be so much easier to eat them separately with hummus.
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You bought vegetables to make a nice salad. But it would be so much easier to eat them separately with hummus.

13. When the waiter asks, "What kind of vodka do you want?"

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Uh...the cheapest?

14. Overwhelming grocery shopping trips.

Ugh, I'll just live off snacks for another week.
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Ugh, I'll just live off snacks for another week.

15. Not knowing if this is pâté or chocolate mousse.

(I had to ask my co-workers for two foods that looked alike. [Then I had to ask what pâté was.])
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(I had to ask my co-workers for two foods that looked alike. [Then I had to ask what pâté was.])

16. Cereal for every meal!

Rebecca Black said it best.

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