This week on The Bachelorette, gender roles are reinforced from all angles as Jojo is rescued from a fake burning building and Chad uses the phrase "real man" about eighty times. James Taylor goes full Harold Hill and forms a ragtag choir of boyish contestants. Chad makes Wells into beef jerky and eats him as a healthy snack.
Will James Taylor get sued for impersonating known singer James Taylor? Did anyone make Wells a card saying "Get Wells Soon," and if not, should I? Does Chad make his protein shakes out of whey or puppies? What's going on with the hipster? Hop into your oversized wooden chairs and let's take a look.