"I might be white, but I'm still a minority."
"It's a classic piece."
"The last time I was in love with someone, they died."
"Cats have nine lives, bitches have two."
"She's just a big, mean swamp monster."
"Abraham Lincoln took naps!"
"She did not know how to clean a spoon."
"No one has ever held my boobs like that. No one ever will."
Fifty Shades of Red.
"Can I walk you out?"
"Why is he so spicy?"
"I apologize, MayMaw, but I did it in the pursuit of love."
"No, it's like that Italian cheese, Margherita cheese."
"I have a better chance of being struck by lightning while, you know... shaving my face."
"Let's NOT pretend I'm Hitler."
"We're just talking about love. L-U-V."
Drink every time there's a James.
"This city is pretty windy, I think."
"There's a pig in the water."
"I can totally picture a life-life with you."