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This tweet about the importance of quickly produced Italian food you can order off of a dollar menu:
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This tweet about basically being Mother Theresa Jr.:
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This tweet about the regret of eating leafy greens instead of alfredo:
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This tweet about burritos and beer (probably):
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This tweet about having so much money your body physically can't handle seeing the dollar signs:
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This tweet about staying occupied in a cab so you don't actually have to engage in conversation with the person next to you or the driver:
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This tweet about your hands smelling like a thick yet germ killing vodka:
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This tweet about actual #whitegirlproblems:
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This tweet about the importance of prayer and breakfast food:
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This tweet about Chipotle being the sole reason to stay alive:
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This tweet about the food service industry being a tease:
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This tweet about the importance of time management:
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This tweet about having a basket of chips for both your left and right hands so one doesn't feel left out:
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This tweet demanding Louis Tomlinson bring back the wardrobe we all loved most:
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This tweet where he rapidly waved his fangirl flag high and proud:
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This tweet about not understanding anything about anything or anyone:
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This tweet about accepting everyone for who they are:
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This tweet about threatening DJs to play what we all what to hear:
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This tweet about loving denim jumpsuits and choker necklaces:
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This tweet about being a morning person:
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And this tweet about staying hydrated: