Shake him off, sh-sh-sh shake him off.
It's like a sick and twisted superpower or something.
In case you need gift ideas for the diva in training.
A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do.
Or a Margarita Monday, Thirsty Thursday or Sangria Saturday. Childbirth is a cake walk compared to this s***.
"Maybe by Christmas you'll find someone, dear."
Drinks on me at the Digital Bean after.
And you thought eating pancakes for dinner was extreme.
Dripping. Like a faucet.
You know the Queen is shakin' it fast and watchin' herself to number 10.
I don't wanna be anything other than...married to one of these fellas.
Meredith is the gray one with the look of disdain. Olivia is the white one that looks like a smug little sister. Carry on.
How old are they? Where are their mothers? Wait. Some of them ARE mothers.
90% about Mexican food, 5% about One Direction, and 5% pure sass.