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What Is Santa Claus Teaching The Elf On The Shelf?

Santa is going to be very busy in the upcoming weeks, making toys for the good boys and girls across the globe. He teaches his elves many things necessary for quality production up at the North Pole, but what exactly has he taught the Elf on the Shelf?

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