12 Ornaments At Target To Get You Saying YAAAAS!!!

YAAAAS!!! Because 12 ornaments = 12 days of awesome Christmas

1. Resting-Bitch Face Jasmine

Because you know that's not a normal smile

2. American Passport

Because Donald Trump needs something for his tree.

3. Strawberry Marg

Or daquari..or cherry...or who cares...its alcohol in my tree. Don't judge.

4. Geode

Or is it the background of "Cosmos"?

5. Headphones

I mean they aren't Beats by Dre but it seems to be Bluetooth wireless!

6. Heinz Mustard

Uh-oh. Looks like it's the original recipe. Let's be real...I still can't taste the difference.

7. Coca-Cola Christmas

Because nothing says "the holidays" more than high fructose corn syrup, Carmel color no. 6, and carbs!!!

8. Charlie Brown

And it looks like Minnie Mouse is about to cheat on Mickey. The underdog thirst is real.

9. Tay Tay

I mean how many album covers do you have on your tree?? Start with this one in "Style".

10. Giraffe Ballerina

Which actually looks like something that Tay Tay would have on her tree.

11. Astute DGAF Giraffe

Well if ballerinas aren't your thing maybe this sharply dressed one will suit you better. But it does seem that the giraffe is giving me "holier than though" vibes..

12. Rainbow Balls

Because everyone should have a Merry Christmas. Thanks Supreme Court!!