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23 Tweets That Are Way Too Funny For People Who Wear Makeup

"I'm getting cremated 'cause I don't trust anyone to do my eyebrows when I die."

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when foundation is £35 I can't afford for people to cancel plans

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My fave contour trick is always being stressed, having an inconsistent sleep schedule & unbalanced diet. Totally brings out your cheekbones.

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It's just that sometimes I like to sit in the shower crying with mascara running down my face like I'm the star in some 90's video

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"you wear too much makeup" "ur lashes are too long" "contour is too strong" "eyebrows too dark" "highlight 2 bright"

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I'm getting cremated because I don't trust anyone to do my eyebrows when I die.

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*falling asleep* Brain: remember the time your friend opened your "lipstick" and two AAA batteries fell out

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"Girls wear makeup to impress men." Lol you think I have all three Naked palettes to impress someone who can't tell Half Baked from Chopper?

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Sometimes I wonder why people are so defensive and standoffish upon meeting me but then I remember how aggressive my eyebrows are.

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I just posted a selfie and people told me to get well soon.

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the real american horror story: my eyebrows

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When your makeup looks bomb af but you can't get any good selfies 😕

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When you're wearing 25$ mascara and 28$ eyeliner, there's no time for crying.

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If your girl isn't replying to you she's just watching makeup tutorials

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You ever do your makeup and then look like you wrestled a painter? Yeah me too

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i wont text back but what i will do is sign a letter with my lipstick print & spray it with my perfume before having it delivered via dove

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hell is no chapstick on a matte red lipstick-wearing day

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I don't regret anything... except my eyebrows from 2006-2014. 🙃🙈

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