Buzz·Posted on 17 Nov 201523 Tweets That Are Way Too Funny For People Who Wear Makeup"I'm getting cremated 'cause I don't trust anyone to do my eyebrows when I die."by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. sophie @sophxthompson when foundation is £35 I can't afford for people to cancel plans 06:12 PM - 09 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 3. m. @Em__Ali My fave contour trick is always being stressed, having an inconsistent sleep schedule & unbalanced diet. Totally brings out your cheekbones. 02:58 AM - 11 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Pugnado @LuvPug It's just that sometimes I like to sit in the shower crying with mascara running down my face like I'm the star in some 90's video 05:28 PM - 13 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. babygirl d @baeryl "you wear too much makeup" "ur lashes are too long" "contour is too strong" "eyebrows too dark" "highlight 2 bright" 01:02 AM - 16 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. daddykhadds @khadijzah I'm getting cremated because I don't trust anyone to do my eyebrows when I die. 10:39 PM - 13 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Kiss Me Kate @KatieBurnett *falling asleep* Brain: remember the time your friend opened your "lipstick" and two AAA batteries fell out 10:31 PM - 13 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. emo elf Ally @QueenFIossy when ur mom buys u new eyeliner 01:20 AM - 09 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. on her period @onherperiod "Girls wear makeup to impress men." Lol you think I have all three Naked palettes to impress someone who can't tell Half Baked from Chopper? 01:20 AM - 16 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Fuck Dutch @DearLeader10 "I don't need makeup" 02:05 PM - 15 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Elizabeth Gillies @LizGillies Sometimes I wonder why people are so defensive and standoffish upon meeting me but then I remember how aggressive my eyebrows are. 11:39 PM - 10 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Rev.Thurl Ravenscrof @2tickytacky I just posted a selfie and people told me to get well soon. 08:38 PM - 16 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @tiqahlannister What a huge makeup pallette 04:40 AM - 15 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. What Girls Want @girlydose the real american horror story: my eyebrows 12:34 AM - 14 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. the countess @Princessofwifi When your makeup looks bomb af but you can't get any good selfies 😕 01:08 PM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ☠┼ Ash Costello ┼☠ @Ash_Costello When you're wearing 25$ mascara and 28$ eyeliner, there's no time for crying. 01:14 AM - 17 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Nicholas Bonat @Nickbonat22 If your girl isn't replying to you she's just watching makeup tutorials 07:34 PM - 15 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Miranda Miller @MirandaMiller You ever do your makeup and then look like you wrestled a painter? Yeah me too 07:44 PM - 12 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. mwiza @COPACETlC i wont text back but what i will do is sign a letter with my lipstick print & spray it with my perfume before having it delivered via dove 05:47 AM - 15 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 21. 22. heeseung kim @heeseung hell is no chapstick on a matte red lipstick-wearing day 07:12 PM - 16 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. anna cee @annaclendening I don't regret anything... except my eyebrows from 2006-2014. 🙃🙈 01:54 AM - 16 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite