Buzz·Posted on 3 Oct 201623 Tweets That Will Make Carb Lovers Laugh Harder Than They Should"The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti."by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. julia baird @JustbeingJuls I'm sick of people saying bread isn't good for you... Jesus did not say he was the broccoli of life ok??? Give us this day our daily kale?? 03:35 PM - 28 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Naazihah @naazihah The Very Hungry Caterpillar taught me that I can binge eat carbs and then take a two week nap and I'll become beautiful. 11:10 PM - 23 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Black Cat Bettie @BlackCatBettie I'm really bad at portioning uncooked pasta...so if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready. 03:28 AM - 29 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Nobody @Innocent_Knave It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike. 10:39 AM - 08 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Aimee Helene @AimeeHelene1 *walks up to microphone during wedding reception* *taps on mic; everyone smiles* "Anyone that doesn't want their cake, pass it to me please" 02:48 PM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Dee @figgled Real women have curves!!! Real women have spirals!!! Real women are plump and covered in a creamy sauce wait nope thinkin of pasta 11:46 PM - 25 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 8. content provider @cwhudson [Olive Garden] PATRON: there are so many types of pasta WAITER: [required to say this] yes...*clenches teeth* the pastabilities are endless 12:42 AM - 22 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour How to cook the perfect amount of pasta: 1. Pour out how much you think you need 2. Wrong 06:14 PM - 23 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Lurk @ Home Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Me: *grabs a donut from conference room* Incredible powerpoint, Greg "Excuse me ma'am, do you work here?" Me: *grabs another donut & runs* 03:11 PM - 29 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Spanky McDutcherson @thatdutchperson [Stares deeply into date's eyes before going to the bathroom] "I've counted these fries." 07:07 PM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 🔥 @Sassafrantz Making a grocery list after 8 beers is awesome because the next morning I get to wonder why I need 7000 bags of pizza rolls. 11:13 PM - 28 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 14. Br&on the Cow @Brampersandon_ WIFE: you've had enough ME (eating my 68th breadstick): aw man OLIVE GARDEN MANAGER: let him eat one more lol 03:02 PM - 30 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Owl Meat @Owl_Meat The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti 03:04 AM - 19 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Johnny Crash @JohnnyCrash5 *Eats a Lean Cuisine *20 minutes go by. *Devours entire Pizza Hut store...including employees. 01:35 AM - 10 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Floyd @dafloydsta [first date] HER: You smell so good. What are you wearing? ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy. 07:05 PM - 15 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Vodka Time @VodkaTiem Relationship status: The pizza is late and I'm worried 11:41 PM - 24 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Relatable Quotes @RelatableQuote see you can't do this type of stuff with me because I put whole cupcakes in my mouth 😭 05:29 PM - 28 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. DaddyJew @DaddyJew According to this box of spaghetti I am an Italian family of 8 01:06 AM - 22 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Dirt McTurd @DirtMcTurd Just ate the last slice of pizza and I wish there was more. Suddenly all of Taylor Swifts songs make sense to me. 09:52 PM - 14 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Donna Macabre @Donna_McCoy If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look. 03:48 PM - 11 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. 🍝an pigeon,, @imskytrash ◻️Trump ◻️Hillary ☑️ Ziplock bag of spaghetti 01:47 AM - 27 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite