21 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Your Relationship With Your Co-Workers

"I'm trying to convince my co-worker to go to lunch so I can eat the Skittle under his desk."

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RAN INTO A COWORKER AT TARGET. DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW I WAS BUYING BABY CLOTHES FOR MY CAT SO I TOLD HER I'M PREGNANT

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we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote "please take me with you" in it

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I'm trying to convince my coworker to go to lunch so I can eat the skittle under his desk

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Coworker: crazy weather we're having Me: [as loud as possible] SHARON FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT KILL YOUR HUSBAND FOR A BAG OF REDVINES

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[walks up to coworker's desk] I know I don't say this often enough, but thank you for not showing me pictures of your kids.

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Coworker left himself signed in to LinkedIn and now his skills include "mouth breathing".

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Some coworkers sign emails with "cheers" or "sincerely" followed by their names but I typically use "you've made a powerful enemy today."

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St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA

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My coworker was like "I love kids! Can't finish a whole one by myself though hahaha!" And I was just like wow I could easily eat like 5.

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Coworker: got a second? Me: you mean the one you just wasted or another one?

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Coworker: What's so funny M: Twitter Cw: Oh! I'm on there, what's your @ M: I meant twizzlers.. Cw: You're looking at your phone. M:...

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[Walks into steam room at gym] "good morning my.." "Dave no!" "my est.." "Please Dave no.." "..My eSTEAMed colleagues" "Everyone hates you"

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I hope whichever coworker drank my coffee likes donuts too

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My signature move is asking a co-worker wearing a suit on dress down Fridays, "how did the job interview go?" in front of everyone.

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oh whats this. *pulls dog food can out of coworker's bag that i planted earlier* Stacy eats dog food. Look at this everybody. my goodness

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I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don't have to talk to them.

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Coworker: Why didn't you decorate for Halloween? Me: I did, see my cubicle has a corpse in it and is haunted by my dead aspirations.