Buzz·Posted on 11 Feb 201621 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Your Relationship With Your Co-Workers"I'm trying to convince my co-worker to go to lunch so I can eat the Skittle under his desk."by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw RAN INTO A COWORKER AT TARGET. DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW I WAS BUYING BABY CLOTHES FOR MY CAT SO I TOLD HER I'M PREGNANT 12:59 AM - 03 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. rap game glenna @glenna_opt we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote "please take me with you" in it 03:51 PM - 20 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Kalvin @KalvinMacleod I'm trying to convince my coworker to go to lunch so I can eat the skittle under his desk 05:00 PM - 03 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. afk penjamin. @upsidedowntrash Coworker: crazy weather we're having Me: [as loud as possible] SHARON FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT KILL YOUR HUSBAND FOR A BAG OF REDVINES 03:41 PM - 30 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Sarcasticsapien @Sarcasticsapien [walks up to coworker's desk] I know I don't say this often enough, but thank you for not showing me pictures of your kids. 11:24 PM - 19 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Svenn Amish @amishschool Coworker left himself signed in to LinkedIn and now his skills include "mouth breathing". 09:57 PM - 22 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 8. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt Some coworkers sign emails with "cheers" or "sincerely" followed by their names but I typically use "you've made a powerful enemy today." 03:51 PM - 04 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. It's Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here 09:29 PM - 19 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Shawn @CakeThrottle My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA 09:12 PM - 27 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 12. slaughthie @slaughthie My coworker was like "I love kids! Can't finish a whole one by myself though hahaha!" And I was just like wow I could easily eat like 5. 03:51 AM - 07 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Varsity @JVarsityCaptain Coworker: got a second? Me: you mean the one you just wasted or another one? 03:34 PM - 17 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Tommy Noble @GeauxSaints79 Coworker: What's so funny M: Twitter Cw: Oh! I'm on there, what's your @ M: I meant twizzlers.. Cw: You're looking at your phone. M:... 09:51 PM - 08 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Jazmasta @jazmasta [Walks into steam room at gym] "good morning my.." "Dave no!" "my est.." "Please Dave no.." "..My eSTEAMed colleagues" "Everyone hates you" 05:23 AM - 31 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. amanda @limbsyrup I hope whichever coworker drank my coffee likes donuts too 02:19 PM - 01 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Sir Doucheurtwat @HelmdawgE My signature move is asking a co-worker wearing a suit on dress down Fridays, "how did the job interview go?" in front of everyone. 06:58 PM - 27 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. CHAMPAGNE MOMENT @dangerousneil oh whats this. *pulls dog food can out of coworker's bag that i planted earlier* Stacy eats dog food. Look at this everybody. my goodness 09:53 PM - 14 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Sweet Slips @Ndeshi_M I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don't have to talk to them. 05:01 AM - 14 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt Coworker: Why didn't you decorate for Halloween? Me: I did, see my cubicle has a corpse in it and is haunted by my dead aspirations. 01:47 PM - 29 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21.