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19 Things You Definitely Fucking Know If You Swear Because You Care

"I fucking love you, bitch."

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2. But contrary to what the haters may think, swearing almost always comes from a place of love for you.


Unless you stub your toe. In that case it's definitely coming from a place of intense pain.


18. Sometimes your sweary language gets misinterpreted as rude or unintelligent, and you ponder for a split second whether you should stop swearing for good.


"I mean, if I call my friend a 'beautiful bastard', are they gonna get offended?"

19. But no matter how hard you try, swearing will always be your language of love, and calling your BFF a "wonderful little shithead" is a compliment of the highest order.

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