23 Things Cats Don't Give A Shit About
Personal space? The right to pee without a furry friend joining you? Absolutely not.
Cats don't give a shit about how hungry you are because they'll always be hungrier.
"Hey kitty, I'm not sure you'll like that." "Ah, ah, human. Let me see about that."
Cats don't give a shit about vanity, so they have absolutely no need to be photogenic.
Cats don't give a single shit about personal space.
Nor do they give much of a shit about privacy.
They'll be there when you shower, they'll be there when you poo.
Cats don't give a shit how much you want to use your laptop. Laptops are warm and made to be laid upon.
Cats don't give a shit if they have a perfectly good water bowl in the kitchen. Why use that when they can drink from the tap?
Cats don't really give much of a shit about what you have to say.
Cats don't give a shit if this is your seat. Not any more.
Cats don't give a shit about your other pets and their belongings.
Cats don't give a shit about how productive you need to be. Your time is way better spent paying attention to them.
Cats don't give a shit about the bath you just cleaned. It makes a way better bed anyway.
As does your stomach.
Basically, a cat's sleep is way more important than yours.
Cats don't give a shit about looking murderously creepy.
And they don't give a shit about the ferociousness of their resting bitch face.
Cats don't give a shit about any of your shoes.
Cats definitely do not give a shit about rules and "no-go areas".
Love and value your toes? Cats don't give a shit about that.
Cats will literally destroy everything you own and not give a single shit.
But no matter how outrageous they are, cats know they're way too goddamn cute to stay mad at for long.
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