1. Cats don't give a shit about how hungry you are because they'll always be hungrier.
"Hey kitty, I'm not sure you'll like that." "Ah, ah, human. Let me see about that."
2. Cats don't give a shit about vanity, so they have absolutely no need to be photogenic.
3. Like, ever.
4. Cats don't give a single shit about personal space.
5. Nor do they give much of a shit about privacy.
They'll be there when you shower, they'll be there when you poo.
6. Cats don't give a shit how much you want to use your laptop. Laptops are warm and made to be laid upon.
7. Cats don't give a shit if they have a perfectly good water bowl in the kitchen. Why use that when they can drink from the tap?
8. Or the toilet bowl.
9. Cats don't really give much of a shit about what you have to say.
10. Cats don't give a shit if this is your seat. Not any more.
11. Cats don't give a shit about your other pets and their belongings.
12. Cats don't give a shit about how productive you need to be. Your time is way better spent paying attention to them.
13. Cats don't give a shit about the bath you just cleaned. It makes a way better bed anyway.
14. As does your stomach.
15. As does your hand.
16. Basically, a cat's sleep is way more important than yours.
17. Cats don't give a shit about looking murderously creepy.
18. And they don't give a shit about the ferociousness of their resting bitch face.
19. Cats don't give a shit about any of your shoes.
20. Cats definitely do not give a shit about rules and "no-go areas".
21. Love and value your toes? Cats don't give a shit about that.
22. Cats will literally destroy everything you own and not give a single shit.
23. But no matter how outrageous they are, cats know they're way too goddamn cute to stay mad at for long.
