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    21 Very Specific Things Only Girls With Thick Thighs Understand

    You know the awkward "my thighs are chafing" walk all too well.

    1. Finding a pair of jeans that fit your thighs AND your waist is an almost impossible task.

    Shops just don't seem to cater to the fact you need the jeans to actually get past your thighs before you can button them at the waist.

    2. You're no stranger to losing the crotch of your favourite pair to the thigh-rub struggle.

    3. Or ripping a belt loop from pulling them up so viciously.

    4. Having thick thighs is great, but chafing can be a bloody pain. Literally.

    5. So you've probably tried all sorts of things to prevent your thighs setting on fire.

    When someone says they like your romper but really you tucked your dress in because of the chafing

    6. Baby powder is your best friend when it gets hot and sweaty...

    Rule #2 of being fat at the beach: always baby powder your yo real woman thighs

    7. ...along with pretty much any kind of lubricant that promises to soothe the fire between your thighs.

    8. Wearing ripped jeans usually leaves you with a special tattoo, particularly reserved for the thick-thighed.

    big thighs n ripped jeans don't mix

    9. You know how hard it is to stop your shorts rising up when you wear them.

    10. Or to stop your leggings being ripped at the seam.

    11. You're very familiar with the sound of your thighs clapping together.

    12. But not as familiar as you are with banging your thigh on the corner of a table.

    #GrowingUpThick Always banging your hips and thighs on the corners of tables, chairs, door frames, footboards, & headboards <<<<


    13. In winter your thighs are a blessing, because who needs gloves when you've got those bad boys to keep your hands warm.

    I’m blessed w/ thick thighs because they keep my hands warm in the winter

    14. And your thighs make the perfect table for balancing things like food on.

    15. Or your pet, of course.

    Fun fact: Dogs love big thighs.

    16. You know this walk all too well.

    17. And you have expert experience in this:

    18. Still, one of the best things about having thick thighs is knowing how powerful they are.

    19. And if anyone fucks with you, you know exactly what to do.

    20. Because sure, big thighs may feel like a blessing and a curse.

    21. But they're also fucking cute.