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21 Things All Sweary Girls Are Tired Of Hearing

"Girls who swear are so unattractive." Oh, fuck off.

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1. "Swearing isn't very ladylike."


Erm, I'm just as much of a lady as I was five fucks ago, thank you very much.

2. "You're too pretty to be using such ugly words."

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3. "Girls who swear are so unattractive."

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Well, three guesses who else's judgmental ass is unattractive? (it u.)

4. "Watch your language!"

5. "Swearing is such a bad habit!"


I know it's a bad habit, but if I could stop (and actually wanted to), I would.

6. "You'll never find a husband with that mouth."

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7. "I think you mean 'pardon my French', young lady."

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Nah, that's definitely not what I meant, but OK.

8. "All that swearing makes you sound so unintelligent."

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9. "Can't you say 'fudge' or something?"

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Why would I say "fudge" when I could just say "fuck"?

10. "Urgh, you need to wash your mouth out with soap."

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Cool, pass me the soap and I'll also use it to wash away the memory of this conversation.

11. "You clearly don't have the vocabulary to express yourself without swearing."

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My use of swear words isn't an indication that I know no other words, it's merely a colourful addition to my already impeccable vernacular.

12. "Ahem, language!"

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13. "Why do you need to swear all the time?"

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I just enjoy it, OK! It's fun! There's no other reason! Except when I stub my toe or something, obviously.

14. "Swearing is low class and vulgar. No lady would swear."

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15. "I'm gonna get you a swear jar."


I've been through several. They didn't work.

16. "You sound so ignorant when you swear."

17. "I prefer girls who don't swear."

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And I prefer billionaires, but beggars can't be choosers, can they?

18. "You're setting such a bad example! What about your kids?"

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19. "You've clearly got a bad attitude."

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But I literally just said I'm having a "great fucking day", whatever do you mean?

20. "Swearing is such a lazy way of expressing yourself."

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21. "You swear a lot for a girl."

Thank you.