1. "Swearing isn't very ladylike."
Erm, I'm just as much of a lady as I was five fucks ago, thank you very much.
2. "You're too pretty to be using such ugly words."
3. "Girls who swear are so unattractive."
Well, three guesses who else's judgmental ass is unattractive? (it u.)
4. "Watch your language!"
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5. "Swearing is such a bad habit!"
I know it's a bad habit, but if I could stop (and actually wanted to), I would.
6. "You'll never find a husband with that mouth."
7. "I think you mean 'pardon my French', young lady."
Nah, that's definitely not what I meant, but OK.
8. "All that swearing makes you sound so unintelligent."
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9. "Can't you say 'fudge' or something?"
Why would I say "fudge" when I could just say "fuck"?
10. "Urgh, you need to wash your mouth out with soap."
Cool, pass me the soap and I'll also use it to wash away the memory of this conversation.
11. "You clearly don't have the vocabulary to express yourself without swearing."
My use of swear words isn't an indication that I know no other words, it's merely a colourful addition to my already impeccable vernacular.
12. "Ahem, language!"
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13. "Why do you need to swear all the time?"
I just enjoy it, OK! It's fun! There's no other reason! Except when I stub my toe or something, obviously.
14. "Swearing is low class and vulgar. No lady would swear."
15. "I'm gonna get you a swear jar."
I've been through several. They didn't work.
16. "You sound so ignorant when you swear."
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17. "I prefer girls who don't swear."
And I prefer billionaires, but beggars can't be choosers, can they?
18. "You're setting such a bad example! What about your kids?"
19. "You've clearly got a bad attitude."
But I literally just said I'm having a "great fucking day", whatever do you mean?
20. "Swearing is such a lazy way of expressing yourself."
21. "You swear a lot for a girl."
Thank you.
