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21 Things You'll Understand If You're A Girl Who Likes Alcohol

"Shall we just get a bottle?" is like music to your ears.

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1. You know your way around alcohol better than most.

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2. And you don't discriminate – you pretty much like it all.

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3. You've literally never been bothered about how many calories are in a glass of wine.

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As long as it tastes good, it's fine with you.

4. And for you, the bigger the glass, the better.

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5. Every occasion is an occasion to have a drink, whether happy...

"OMG, YOU GOT THE PROMOTION? LET'S DRINK!"
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"OMG, YOU GOT THE PROMOTION? LET'S DRINK!"

6. ...Or sad.

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"Omg, he dumped you? LET'S DRINK!"

7. So you know exactly how to comfort people when they're feeling low.

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8. One of your supreme talents is being able to drink everyone else under the table.

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9. And your dedication to your favourite beverage is written all over your social media.

10. So it's very easy to buy you a birthday present.

"Aww, just what I wanted – alcohol I didn't have to pay for myself."
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"Aww, just what I wanted – alcohol I didn't have to pay for myself."

11. You probably have a fantastic display of alcohol bottles somewhere in your house.

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12. And there's always a bottle of wine chilling in the fridge, ready for when you get home.

13. You've become accustomed to learning how best to open a bottle of wine without a bottle opener.

This is how you open a bottle without a bottle opener! Hahahah

14. And sticking a bottle of wine in your coat pocket when you don't have a bag.

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15. This is your reaction to people who question how much you drink:

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16. Or have the nerve to tell you drinking "isn't ladylike".

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"It's delicious – what's your point?"

17. The first thing you do at any restaurant is ask for the drinks menu.

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18. And your first question at any party is: "Is there any alcohol?"

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You don't mind if there's not, but it's always good to check.

19. Every now and again you may end up drinking a little more than you intended.

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And waking up with a horrific hangover to show for it.

20. But most of the time you know your limits, and you're such a seasoned drinker that you know your alcohol will rarely betray you.

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21. Because there's only one thing to do after a long, hard day:

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And there's nothing wrong with a long, hard drink.