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23 Jokes That Are Hilariously British

"Roses are wet. Violets are wet. Everything is wet. Please stop fucking raining."

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3. This painful honesty.

6. This ingenious response to the plastic bag charge.

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9. This accurate depiction of commuting in London.

Jubilee Line shut. Londoners in the streets sacrificing goats and offering their first borns to the TFL gods

10. This set of interestingly named cats.

My neighbour adopted 4 cats. She's called them Kitten, Miaow, Fluffy and, in a bit of a curveball, Tinchy Stryder

12. This clever way to spot a Brit.

13. This proof that Marks and Spencer's must be stopped.

14. This heartbreaking poem.

15. This bloody inconvenience.

16. This dark history.

18. This pie chart.

I am 87% sure my local paper doesn't know how pie charts work.

20. This common dilemma.

When you ask "Who wants a brew?" and suddenly you're making 5 cups of tea, 2 nutty mochas and a tall, non-fat latte with caramel drizzle.

22. This cultural division.

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