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23 Jokes That Are Hilariously British

"Roses are wet. Violets are wet. Everything is wet. Please stop fucking raining."

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1. This ode to the nation's favourite drink.

2. This observation.

3. This painful honesty.

4. This Post Office card.

"Number of items: 1 chicken."
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"Number of items: 1 chicken."

5. This dad joke.

6. This ingenious response to the plastic bag charge.

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7. This reassuring sign.

8. This portrayal of Theresa May as a giant.

9. This accurate depiction of commuting in London.

Jubilee Line shut. Londoners in the streets sacrificing goats and offering their first borns to the TFL gods

10. This set of interestingly named cats.

My neighbour adopted 4 cats. She's called them Kitten, Miaow, Fluffy and, in a bit of a curveball, Tinchy Stryder

11. This conversation between Dumbledore and Snape.

12. This clever way to spot a Brit.

13. This proof that Marks and Spencer's must be stopped.

14. This heartbreaking poem.

15. This bloody inconvenience.

16. This dark history.

17. This headline.

18. This pie chart.

I am 87% sure my local paper doesn't know how pie charts work.

19. This defacement of a National Express placard.

20. This common dilemma.

When you ask "Who wants a brew?" and suddenly you're making 5 cups of tea, 2 nutty mochas and a tall, non-fat latte with caramel drizzle.

21. This incredibly aggressive poster on the tube.

22. This cultural division.

23. And this unfortunate irony.