Buzz·Posted on 12 Apr 201628 Tweets That Will Make Sense To Anyone Slightly Obsessed With Cheese"The waitress at Olive Garden has been grating cheese onto my plate for 13 hours now."by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969 "Put cheese on it." "It's not-" "Put cheese on it." "Really now, you-" "Everything gets better with cheese on it." "Sir, it's a BROKEN LEG." 01:31 PM - 31 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. DaddyJew @DaddyJew Jesus: *turns water into wine* Me: nice Me: *turns a steak into a cheesesteak* Jesus: *whispering under his breath* holy shit 01:49 PM - 27 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. NinJar @_NinJar [Dr.] "Your blood is 40% cheese, if you eat ANY more you'll die" *slowly raises piece of cheese to mouth* "Don't do it" *eats cheese* *dies* 11:37 PM - 06 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. weasel on thin ice @Amusitr0n [clenching fists] "I'll fight someone" Waiter: For the last time sir, 'cheese plate' describes the items on the plate not the plate itself 12:40 AM - 13 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 6. Joe Rumrill @2tonbug Kraft recalled 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs. I recall 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs too. That was one wild summer. 08:38 PM - 21 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Christopher Sherk @TheIronSherk Eating a block of cheese is probably the most delicious way to figure out it's time to get some groceries. 02:52 AM - 30 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. mama77⚽️ @deegeemindi If a recipe does not call for cheese, I'm gonna assume they forgot it and add an entire large bag. Well 3/4 of bag cause I ate some of it. 12:38 AM - 10 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 10. bombsy @bombsydoll "I am not a human garbage disposal" *eats leftover mac n cheese anyway* *makes terrible grinding noise after accidentally swallowing fork* 04:33 PM - 06 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. FleurDeLea @Celestinelea90 My heart says cheese dip but my jeans say for the love of god woman eat some celery. 11:00 PM - 14 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Chocolate Moose @moose_chocolate *man invents wheel* "How can we possibly improve this?" *Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!" 12:47 PM - 08 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Nixon @NotThatNixon Confession: I have dipped cheese into softer cheese. 01:16 PM - 10 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 15. Sasshole @RidiculousSheri Me: I think this diet is gonna work. Cheese: No. 04:08 PM - 20 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Noodles @Dawn_M_ *slides a cheese slice with my number written on it in your pocket* 02:03 PM - 15 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Hippo @InternetHippo [meeting her parents] GF (whispering): Please don't make a scene ME (angry-whispering): You told me there'd be cheese 02:38 PM - 06 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Semi Clean Toilet @ToiletMike When I take pictures of cheese I yell "SAY HUMANS!" and me and the cheese laugh and laugh and then I binge eat and cry. 02:41 AM - 10 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. 20. India Løvenskiold @Womonologue Date: what kind of work do you do? Me: I dabble in real estate [Dad yells down the stairs] She visits open houses and eats the free cheese 03:51 PM - 29 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Cool Eric @OBiiieeee a girl took a grilled cheese out of her purse and threw it across the street like a frisbee to me i never thought i'd be able to love again 06:22 AM - 04 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy If you don't know me, don't judge me. Unless you're making me a pizza and you say "This woman looks like she wants extra cheese.” That's ok 05:17 PM - 22 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Queen of Saigon @schmuuur I just ate what I thought was a feta cheese crumble from my salad off my shirt. Turns out it was deodorant. So how's your day going? 07:35 PM - 22 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. 25. Babies Daddy @dshack8 I live by 2 simple rules: 1. Don't treat people like shit. 2. If any melted cheese gets on your paper plate, you must also eat the plate. 02:38 PM - 29 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. BonaFideIntent @BonaFideIntent HR: Me: HR: Me: HR:..87. Karen has lost 87 PERCENT VISION.. Me: HR: Me:..she looked at my cheese stick.. HR: Me: HR: Me: *eats cheese stick* 12:56 AM - 12 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Jennifer @Jennifergr8 God I hate kids. And people. And animals. And sardines. And stuff that's alive. And stuff that's dead. I hate stuff. I like cheese. 06:57 PM - 18 Feb 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 28.