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24 Fucking Great Products Every Seriously Sweary Person Will Love

Because we all know swearing too much is a myth.

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1. This beautifully subtle cartilage earring.

Middle finger cartilage earring, £7.03.
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Middle finger cartilage earring, £7.03.

2. These perfect pencils.

Pencils, £9.99.

3. This adorable pin.

Pin, £1.50.

4. This delicate and dainty hand chain.

Hand chain, £30.14.
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Hand chain, £30.14.

5. This phone case for the sassiest cat people.

Phone case, £23.40.
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Phone case, £23.40.

6. This plain-speaking necklace.

Necklace, £15.00.

7. This mug with a brilliant pun.

Wanchor bone china mug, £15.
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Wanchor bone china mug, £15.

8. This bold necklace featuring your favourite swear word.

"Triple f*ck" cutout necklace, £28.85.
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"Triple f*ck" cutout necklace, £28.85.

9. These tights that send a clear message.

Tights, £15.
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Tights, £15.

10. This wonderfully versatile necklace.

Necklace, £36.20.
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Necklace, £36.20.

11. This coaster, which tells people where to put their "hot shit" while reminding them that you're hot shit too.

Coaster, £3.50.

12. These motivating rings.

Ring, £6.40.

13. This wall hook that gives no fucks at all.

Wall hook, £20.
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Wall hook, £20.

14. This tough, but necessary, phone case.

Phone case, £23.40.
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Phone case, £23.40.

15. This notebook, decorated just the way you like it.

Notebook, £8.00.

16. This cheeky cushion.

Cushion, £14.96.

17. These sweary balloons.

Balloons, £4.00.
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Balloons, £4.00.

18. This keyring that reflects your regular state of mind.

Keyring, £6.00.
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Keyring, £6.00.

19. These luminous lights.

Scrabble lights, £19.99.
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Scrabble lights, £19.99.

20. This book, which is the exact genre you're interested in.

Book, £9.74.

21. This gentle reminder.

Plate, £7.95.

22. This colourful warning.

Phone case, £16.50.
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Phone case, £16.50.

23. These shady sunglasses.

Sunglasses, £31.51.
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Sunglasses, £31.51.

24. And this light box, which you can decorate with swear words galore.

Light box, £22.
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Light box, £22.