1. Drunk you should have their credit card confiscated immediately.
2. Because it only results in terrible purchases.
3. And even more ridiculous requests.
4. Drunk you probably shouldn't send an email.
5. Drunk you sometimes has the best intentions.
6. But mostly is a bit of a dick.
7. Drunk you has no concern for the regular rules of sleeping.
8. And drunk you is a really sore loser.
9. Drunk you shouldn't be allowed near a phone.
10. And should never, ever text.
11. Because drunk you is the worst drunk texter ever.
Some people drunk text their ex: