1.
Forcing yourself out of bed and feeling like you're climbing Mount Everest.
2.
Making plans to be productive in the morning and realising as soon as you wake up that it's a terrible idea.
3.
Realising that your body clock adjusts based on the day of the week.
4.
Waking up looking as if you just crawled out of a horror movie.
5.
And failing to understand how anyone could look anything but a mess in the morning.
6.
Never feeling in the mood to engage in conversation before midday.
7.
Particularly when you haven't had your morning coffee.
8.
Absolutely hating your early rising housemate.
9.
Praying for afternoon classes because morning classes are a struggle.
10.
Waking up with the best of intentions only to be late anyway.
11.
And ignoring your alarm more times than you should.
12.
Having this discussion with yourself every morning before work.
13.
And attempting to do anything when you get there.
14.
Coming alive at night after spending the entire day half dead.
15.
Especially when you're six episodes deep into a series at 3am.
16.
Trying and failing to have an early night.
17.
And having the things you use for ~relaxation~ bite you in the butt.
18.
Spending your mornings the exact same way every day.
19.
And finally, living this eternal struggle.
