1. The person who changed Santa to "SATAN".
2. The person who got their wife a beautiful piece of jewellery...attached to a cup.
3. The person who really, really hates Santa and wants the world to know it.
4. The person whose Christmas decorations sum up exactly how he feels about the holiday.
5. The person who gifted this menacing cup.
6. The person who got their girlfriend a three-carat ring for Christmas.
7. The person who decapitated Santa and left him for dead.
8. The person who gave the gift of false hope for Christmas.
9. Whoever the hell made this Kim Kardashian-inspired Christmas jumper.
I need this
10. The people who decided to bypass the traditional Christmas tree and make an entire tree out of surgical gloves instead.
11. The person who got their daughter a "nose ring" for Christmas.
12. The person who set this gingerbread house on fire.
13. The person who used a bottle of Fairy liquid to decorate their tree instead of, you know, an actual fairy.
14. And the person who used Nicki Minaj.
@NICKIMINAJ look at my christmas tree😍🎄
15. The person who would rather not spend their hard-earned money on a Christmas card.
16. The person who made this store's terrifying Christmas decoration.
17. The person who made a Christmas tree out of alcohol and a cone.
18. And the person who couldn't even be bothered to unpack their tree, since it'll just get packed away in a few days anyway.
19. The person who suggested putting turkey and stuffing in a doughnut was a good idea.
Imagine trying to ruin turkey, stuffing, bacon and donuts all in one
20. The parents who were more concerned with recycling than the spirit of Christmas.
21. And the mistletoe that viciously attacked an innocent.
