1. The makeup mishap:
Had 2 have my makeup done 4 a fashion show 2day. Went into ESTÉE LAUDER and the 'professional artist' genuinely tho… https://t.co/sqxpkrecBA
2. The teeny peeny:
I was just trying to squeeze my foundation
3. The senior photo:
So I retook my senior photos & brought my ring light with me so my highlight would be poppin. I love being extra 💀
4. The pregnancy slay:
What primer she usin
5. The coffee compilation:
i can't believe this coffee has more shade range than most makeup companies' foundation
6. The youtube mua:
no one: youtube mua: so i've been seeing this challenge circulating where you use a family members' cremated ashes to set your face
7. The human palette:
This is what happens when your girlfriend is bored and you fall asleep
8. The giant eye lash:
Patti has a whole eye lash on her head
9. The kitty rug:
you gotta do what you gotta do 😹
10. The face protector:
When u don't wanna get makeup your shirt
11. The lighting betrayal:
*Does Makeup* Bathroom Lighting : You on fleek baby go kill these hoes! Natural Lighting :
12. The $700 charge:
I just accidentally charged my mother's card $733 @Sephora
13. The wild beauty blender:
SPOTTED: a wild beauty blender in her natural habitat
14. The Man Opinion:
girl: *applying chapstick* boy: u don't need makeup 😍
15. The highlighter question:
16. The silent error:
when u hug ur boyfriend and get makeup on his shirt and u waitin for him to notice
17. The perfect response:
when a man says you would look better "without all that makeup on"
18. The expectation vs reality:
what guys think $98 of makeup is vs what it really is
19. The scream-cry:
"I REALLY THINK THIS IS THE EYESHADOW PALETTE THAT'S GONNA TURN IT ALL AROUND FOR ME" I scream-cried at the Sephora cashier
20. The swift decrease:
when i take my makeup off
21. The complete let down:
22. The recommendation refusal:
When you're watching a makeup tutorial and they recommend a $90 foundation
23. The beauty innovator:
Y'all living in 2017 while this girl is living in 2050
24. The bare face lie:
Me: I'm just gonna go bare face today 15 minutes later
25. The replacement product:
When you're watching a make up tutorial and they're not using affordable products
26. The breadstick beauty:
what highlight is this breadstick using
27. The big reveal:
Men when a woman takes off her makeup and they find out she doesn't actually have glittery pink eyelids and bright… https://t.co/2foolODjGm
28. And the solution to all problems:
report due? watch makeup tutorial ur boyfriend cheated on u? watch makeup tutorial ur life is falling apart? watch makeup tutorial