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31 Jokes That Are Way Too Real For Anyone Who's Had A Period

"People who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse."

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1. This scathing threat:

Period:🎶Guess who's back... Back again🎶 Me: Ugh, can we not do this today? Period: I can come back in 9 months? Me: Keep fucking singing.

2. This all too familiar look:

When yo girl on her period "Uh, babe. Uhhhh, they didnt have the candy u wanted, so I....never mind, Ill be back"

3. This pretty good idea, tbh:

4. This dark discovery:

5. This optimistic calculation:

[shipwreck diary] "If my calculations are correct, I should have enough food for one month." Period: lol

6. This totally accurate portrayal:

how it feels when you have your period

7. This hilarious pun:

8. This gift that keeps on giving:

9. This relatable pose:

when ur having period cramps but u gotta play it cool

10. This uterus breakdown:

11. This illustration that is way too real:

12. This prediction:

13. This terribly brilliant joke:

14. This morning feeling:

15. This awkward reminder:

When you start laughing and remember you're on your period #GrowingUpAGirl

16. This wonderful explainer:

17. This pulsing privilege:

18. This miscommunication:

19. This perfect accumulation of power:

20. This question that no girl wants to hear:

me: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: okay. teacher: why are you taking your bag? me: #GrowingUpAGirl

21. This secret code:

22. This irritating moment:

when you on your period and your boyfriend just over there breathing 😑

23. This unfortunate coincidence:

24. This relatable worry:

me on my period *bf sneezes* me: are u mad at me him: I just sneezed me: idk seemed like an angry sneeze tho

25. This complete and utter trap:

26. This bloody disaster:

but what if my period surprise attacks me bc it will look like niall has been shot

27. This sudden realisation:

28. This very realistic depiction:

29. This proof that if the apocalypse comes we're all as good as dead:

30. This evidence of your period's evilness:

when my period cramps r trying to kill me

31. And this blunt response.