Buzz·Posted on 20 Dec 201622 Jokes You Probably Shouldn't Laugh At But Definitely Will"Having a crush on someone is so exciting. You know you'll end up ruining things like you always do, but how? The possibilities are endless."by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Emily Coons @emitaylor22 Beyond excited to announce that I'm giving up! I'm so grateful for this opportunity and can't wait to see where this decision takes me 09:55 PM - 21 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. a lost fish @grumbist im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things: every person on earth & their opinion of me the crushing psychological weight of being alive 11:59 PM - 14 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Bdell 🌍 @Bdell1014 Having a crush on someone is so exciting. You know you'll end up ruining things like you always do, but how? The possibilities are endless. 03:14 PM - 30 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Hannah Giorgis @ethiopienne when you get interrupted while telling your grandkids a story about 2016 03:51 PM - 08 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. tom harlock 🌊 @tom_harlock now i can smell my dad leaving every day 08:15 PM - 05 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. psipsina @hypogirl5000 me deleting my sad tweets 04:40 AM - 20 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 8. memes @memeprovider We should've died in 2012 when we had the chance 03:50 AM - 09 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Momoney @allhailmonae When you're failing 7 out of 5 classes and you're trying to act like everything's fine 12:17 AM - 20 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. ur local black girl. @ReinaDeAfrica_ When you know this unusually warm weather in October is due to global warming and climate change but you still kind… https://t.co/Bl8vYDRhBX 11:11 AM - 19 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. dream ghoul @TheDreamGhoul MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead* MUGGER: ??? ME: I'm thinking. 01:39 AM - 24 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Anthony Thomas @AntTM93 Anne Hathaway holding a knife and laughing is my 2016 mood. 04:12 AM - 07 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Saucy Kensington @Book_Krazy Me: Excuse me sir, what's your Wi-Fi password? Him: *[Leans in] *[Whispers angrily] THIS IS A FUNERAL Me: *[Types in] THIS IS A FUNERAL 03:49 PM - 14 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Sam Grittner @SamGrittner My parrot died today. Its last words were, "Fuck, I think my parrot is about to die." 04:56 PM - 13 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 16. THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO THIS MF EAT SOMEBODY EVERYBODY GONNA BE "IM SHOCKED!! HE WAS SO QUIET REALLY NICE & KEPT TO HIMSELF, HONOR STUDENT" 02:56 PM - 15 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. rudy mustang @roostermustache Me: have a nice day sir *guy leaves store, gets hit by car crossing street* *i run out, kneel beside him* what did I just fucken tell you 05:31 PM - 29 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Paul Black @paulbIack Mental what a couple a fairy lights can do, ye could put them on a deed body n id be like omg that's fucking lovely get that on ma Instagram 09:04 PM - 14 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Steve Suckington @SteveSuckington Autocorrect saved my job again 08:44 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. DocHoHoHo-ckenbush @DocHackenbush When your pharmacist actually wants you to die. 12:14 AM - 06 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Alex Naidus @hotdoorknobs Everyone: 2016 could not possibly get worse Me: *dies in a car crash while my Uber driver is literally DJing* 01:07 AM - 17 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. keely flaherty @flahertykeely friend: how are things? me: things are good! narrator: things were not good 08:09 PM - 25 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite