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22 Jokes You Probably Shouldn't Laugh At But Definitely Will

"Having a crush on someone is so exciting. You know you'll end up ruining things like you always do, but how? The possibilities are endless."

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Beyond excited to announce that I'm giving up! I'm so grateful for this opportunity and can't wait to see where this decision takes me

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im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things: every person on earth & their opinion of me the crushing psychological weight of being alive

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Having a crush on someone is so exciting. You know you'll end up ruining things like you always do, but how? The possibilities are endless.

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when you get interrupted while telling your grandkids a story about 2016

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now i can smell my dad leaving every day

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We should've died in 2012 when we had the chance

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When you're failing 7 out of 5 classes and you're trying to act like everything's fine

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When you know this unusually warm weather in October is due to global warming and climate change but you still kind… https://t.co/Bl8vYDRhBX

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MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead* MUGGER: ??? ME: I'm thinking.

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Anne Hathaway holding a knife and laughing is my 2016 mood.

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Me: Excuse me sir, what's your Wi-Fi password? Him: *[Leans in] *[Whispers angrily] THIS IS A FUNERAL Me: *[Types in] THIS IS A FUNERAL

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My parrot died today. Its last words were, "Fuck, I think my parrot is about to die."

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THIS MF EAT SOMEBODY EVERYBODY GONNA BE "IM SHOCKED!! HE WAS SO QUIET REALLY NICE & KEPT TO HIMSELF, HONOR STUDENT"

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Me: have a nice day sir *guy leaves store, gets hit by car crossing street* *i run out, kneel beside him* what did I just fucken tell you

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Mental what a couple a fairy lights can do, ye could put them on a deed body n id be like omg that's fucking lovely get that on ma Instagram

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When your pharmacist actually wants you to die.

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Everyone: 2016 could not possibly get worse Me: *dies in a car crash while my Uber driver is literally DJing*

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friend: how are things? me: things are good! narrator: things were not good