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31 Jokes That Will Make Women Laugh Way Harder Than They Should

"Are you even a girl if you don't tell people you're wearing jeans and a nice top?"

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Like a gender reveal but instead of eating pink or blue cake you smash a piggy bank to reveal $1 if it's a boy or 78 cents if it's a girl

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7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?" Me "Yes" 7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"

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are you even a girl if you don't tell people you're wearing jeans and a nice top ????

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Damn boy, are you a bra? Because you make me uncomfortable but society has brainwashed me into thinking I need you

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when you break out after wearing a lot of makeup

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Real women have curves!!! Real women have spirals!!! Real women are plump and covered in a creamy sauce wait nope thinkin of pasta

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Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when 90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to...

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MEDIA: "We can't believe Trump would tweet something so awful!!!" WOMEN OF THE INTERNET: *scrolls through mentions* "We can"

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when you can't find anything to wear so you have a 10 minute breakdown instead of getting ready

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Behind every strong woman is 5 other strong women who proofread her email real quick when they had a second

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"Nipples killed my parents, and I'll be damned if anyone else should ever have to see those murderers again" -the founder of Instagram

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Used my #womancard at the ATM today. Tried to withdrawal $100, but the machine gave me $79.

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Trying to get a pic with a girl that has the same 'side' as you is such a huge problem ๐Ÿ˜‚โœ‹

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When you see a pair of shoes that you love but u can't afford them

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I need an emoji of a woman in a humid environment who has curly hair and looks completely overwhelmed by everything.

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Girl, are you the Bible? 'Cause men keep misinterpreting what you say to support their own selfish agendas.

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o yeah u love women??? name their last three albums. thought so. u don't listen to women

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guys: women are a mystery. women: Here is what we- guys: LITERALLY WHAT DO THEY WANT? women: well for start- guys: Guess we'll never know!

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Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is a weird insult to lob on Twitter. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have wifi & data plans.

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Our society makes women ashamed and unhappy with their bodies. I, for one, have always been disappointed by the lack of cupholders on mine.

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Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake.

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SALARY NEGOTIATING TIPS FOR WOMEN: ask employer about their needs, apologize for existing, tell them you'll work a half day on your due date

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My body during ovulation vs. my body on day 1 of my period

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Stop tweeting about what real women are and are not. You're going to blow my secret that I'm a lizard creature zipped into a woman suit

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You can complain all you want about women taking selfies; we aren't the ones naming our children our own exact fucking names.

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Hey boy, are you a software update? Because not now

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