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When you entertain the idea of going to bed early...
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But then you remember the internet.
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When you wake up exhausted and can barely function.
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And no amount of coffee can help you.
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When you're completely aware that your body clock is fucked.
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But you still find yourself doing something ridiculous at 4am.
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When you want an early night, but not too early.
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And every night, no matter what, is the same.
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When being told to go to bed makes you want to stay up even more.
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But your defiance just ends up hurting you.
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When you can barely remember a time when you actually slept like a ~regular~ person.
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And your bedtime hasn't been concrete since you were a child.
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When your hopes of a good night's rest is ruined by Netflix.
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Or the fact that your brain just doesn't know when to quit.
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When your strangest thoughts insist on keeping you up at night.
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So you attempt to make up for lost time in vain.
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When you have no idea how other people manage to go to sleep on time...
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Because you're still trying to figure out how to be chill at night.
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When your sleepy self makes mistakes you'd never make otherwise.
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But you have no one to blame but yourself.
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When most of your time is spent doing "sleep calculations".
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And when you resign yourself to the fact you'll never, ever change.