Buzz·Posted on 12 Mar 201821 Jokes Only People Who Hate People Will Truly Appreciate"'This is a mistake' — I whisper as I leave my house."by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care 08:13 PM - 13 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Jojo🐝🇹🇹 @jojo_ambitious1 Me reading your message previews from the pull down bar on my phone and not answering for the next 6 hours 03:49 PM - 28 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. hannah @TribalSpaceCat Wow thank you so much for letting me host tonight 01:32 AM - 16 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Probability The Rapper @random_weighs Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair. 12:41 AM - 25 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 6. kristen @eatinfants me: i wish i had friends:-/ someone: hey me: me: .....wtf that was weird anyways i wish i had friends 04:52 AM - 06 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. i smoke big gas nigga fuckisyoutalkingbout deadass @kevenchy_ When you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer 10:57 PM - 10 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 9. Amber Discko @amberdiscko when someone asks me why i can’t hang out 08:02 PM - 07 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. one of ur hoes @miliondollameat me: the world is such a wonderful place bro i just want to travel and go on adventures forever also me: 10:13 PM - 13 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Alex Manley @alex_icon my parents, at 27: married, with a kid me, at 27: i prefer ordering pizza Online so i don't have to ever interact with a human person 01:33 AM - 24 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. one of ur hoes @miliondollameat person: u should try to make more friends me: 06:04 PM - 02 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. . @OalikaLovesLyn Wyd tonight ? Wyd Tomorrow ? Why you not texting back ? Me : 03:59 AM - 22 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. eileen sorenson @ileenbajo the fact that i only have 2 friends usually doesn't bother me, but it definitely has some downfalls. you wanna go out, but both of ur friends wanna stay in? well guess what, ur a shit outta luck and staying in now too 02:08 AM - 02 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. FREDDY @FreddyAmazin when plans get cancelled and u gotta act sad but on the inside you're celebrating 04:34 PM - 22 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. 18. 𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @araslanian_ “awww the plans canceled? I really wanted to go maybe next time...” 08:01 AM - 04 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Swishergirl @Swishergirl24 "This is a mistake" -I whisper as I leave my house 02:10 PM - 21 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. god's lil friend @junieboony me looking @ the 0 notifications im receiving cause i've isolated myself & ruined all my relationships with my friends, family, and partners https://t.co/s1wVV8Sh1v 11:46 PM - 12 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21.