Buzz·Posted on 16 May 201622 Jokes That Are Way Too Real For People Who Aren't Great With Feelings"Emotions are gross how do I uninstall them?"by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. A life where you pretty much hate feelings isn't the easiest of lives to live. 2. While most people find romance and couples adorable, you can't stand them. Jordan Halston @JordanHalston When couples get intimate in front of me 11:02 PM - 02 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. And because of that, romance is very often lost on you. 4. Dealing with emotional people is not exactly your forte. 9. @drizzyxcole When your friend FaceTime you crying and you don't know what to say so you just stare back 04:48 PM - 12 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Because you’re either very blasé about making your friends feel better... 6. Or you kind of just make it worse. aidan alexander @aidan trying to comfort a friend and accidentally making it worse 11:06 PM - 12 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. You have no clue how people can be so open with their feelings, when you’re constantly avoiding yours. 8. And opening up to someone can be a pretty painful experience for everyone involved. Donatello @OneStrangeNigga Me opening up to someone. 05:21 PM - 16 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Especially when you'd rather ignore the full spectrum of human emotion. no @tbhjuststop can u lose weight by running away from your feelings 03:22 AM - 18 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Hugs aren't something you'd say you particularly enjoy. 11. And your aversion to feelings can make dating pretty difficult. 12. In fact, falling for someone and suddenly catching feelings is your worst nightmare. 13. Because it means experiencing emotions you're not entirely used to. Bitch Problems @Iifepost When you start catching feelings for somebody 10:03 PM - 13 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Ahhhh, what is this feeling? Is it love? Please say it's not love. 14. So you try to keep your feelings in check as much as possible. @ Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Your friends regularly joke about you being "dead inside" or "heartless". Medieval Reactions @MedievalReacts When you get murdered but you already dead inside 05:51 PM - 27 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. But it's not that you're actually heartless, it's that you can't deal with experiencing too much emotion in one go. 17. So you'd rather just make a joke about it instead. jacob @jacbo when ppl think ur funny but really ur humor is a defense mechanism because you never learned how to process emotion 05:13 AM - 22 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Compliments make you super awkward because you have no idea how to take them. 19. And in the rare event you do start ~feeling~, you barely recognise yourself. Sexual Gifs @SexualGif do you ever start crying about something & then the next day you get your period and you're like I knew I wasn't a weak ass bitch cause same 05:38 PM - 06 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. All in all, you're just not an overly emotional person, and you've come to accept that. what @chanelpuke actual picture of my heart 03:22 AM - 16 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. So you'd rather just leave all the feeling to the people who are good at it. Tyler @seashellboy_ me comforting people 08:34 PM - 19 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. And perhaps that's for the best.