Buzz·Posted on 21 Sept 201721 Jokes About Exercise You Can Laugh At From The Comfort Of Your Own Bed"I go to the gym so infrequently that I still call it the James."by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. wint @dril (vomits while dioing pushups at the gym and resists every attempt from professional trainers to stop me from continuing) 01:56 PM - 28 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Ho Hum @krishna_van Woke up at 6 & went for a jog before hitting the gym for an hour. Now I'm back home, making up a bunch of absolute bullshit about my morning 11:59 AM - 01 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. Booze @BoozeWallet [at gym] me: [wiping down equipment after finishing with it] cute girl: you don't have to do that with the vending machine. are you crying 05:27 AM - 26 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. Alec Sulkin @thesulk I go to the gym so infrequently that I still call it the James. 02:59 AM - 08 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Sweet Dee @Paige__xxx *Refuses to go to the gym Adds resistance training to workout list. 07:06 AM - 02 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 10. azizA @afrodite_zi i did like 5 squats today so if you catch me looking a lil thick tomorrow don't be alarmed 05:05 AM - 21 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 12. GoaT FacE @EndhooS Me: [Eating pizza for breakfast] Gym nerd: [pouring 8 flourescent powders into a gym bottle] I dunno how u can put that shit into your body 09:06 AM - 07 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. bee in the car @egg_dog dunno what the best part of this is? being called 'jack sexty' or getting an award for shitting on exercise equipment 03:27 PM - 06 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad I like going for runs at night because the added fear of being murdered really does wonders for my cardio. 05:15 AM - 07 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 💤ack @Mr_Kapowski "Welcome to Armageddon Welcome to Legageddon Welcome to Quadageddon" Me: *raises hand* Are you the only trainer available at the gym today? 11:25 PM - 06 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai today a cab driver asked me if I ran the New York marathon and I laughed so hard I might as well have 11:55 PM - 01 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 19. pakalu papito @pakalupapito exercise exerci exer ex extr extra f extra fries 12:02 AM - 29 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. skep, still alive @goodhairperson *watches an extremely cute guy flirt with an equally cute girl at the gym from the floor above like an old witch on a mountain* 04:11 PM - 03 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Robin McCauley Lynch @RobinMcCauley Do people who say, "Exercise helps me relax" know about not exercising? 03:03 PM - 24 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite