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23 Tweets That Are Way Too Funny For Anyone With Boobs

“I’m scared. I have this weird stabby pain in my chest and it really hurts ​and... Dorito. It was a Dorito in my bra.”

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Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday.

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The ones you keep closest to your heart hurt you the most. Like the underwire in my bra that tried to stab me.

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when he asks for a pic of you in a bra

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4.

Push me aside, but I will come back. Hide me, but I will always emerge. I AM POWER. I AM RESILIENCE. I AM A BRA STRAP.

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itchy boob in public is the worst cuz u can’t scratch it so u sorta have to rub ur arm on it w/o looking suspicious its hard being a girl ok

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If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine.

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Took my bra off and a lighter, business card and $20 fell out so now my husband thinks I'm working as a stripper.

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I wanted to feel liberated and empowered so I decided not to wear a bra tonight and now im paying for it from this painful bumpy uber ride

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me: i am fine me: *takes bra off* me: wOW SO THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ABLE TO BREATHE WOW SO MUCH OXYGEN IS GOING INTO MY LUNGS

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There's no heartbreak like the heartbreak from your favorite bra officially retiring. 😭#thanksforbeingsogoodtome #youwerecute

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putting on a sports bra after taking a shower is the equivalent of getting dressed in hell 😊😊

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if you don't know your friend's bra size are you really friends?

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once I was wearing sticky boobs and I lost one and the next day when I went to turn in my ap world essay it was stuck to the front page

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14.

It's so embarrassing when someone gets to second base with me and finds crumbs in my bra.

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in middle school my friend took off her bra under her shirt and flung it at our teacher bc he said he could see her bra strap

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Wake up with crushing chest pains. Heart attack surely. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm.. Nah. Just left my bra on.

17.

I came, I saw, I got jiggly with it Boobs probably

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19.

if you wear a bikini instead of a bra you can go out with wet hair & people will just think you've been swimming which is athletic not lazy

20.

My winter aesthetic is you can see my nipples through everything

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[At Doctor] Me:I'm having chest pain Doc:Did you buy a new bra? Me:Yes! Thanks for noticing! Doc:I meant it could be causing the pain Me:Oh

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Brazone : when a woman wants you to always support her, but gets rid of you the moment she is home and comfortable.

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I'm scared. I have this weird stabby pain in my chest and it really hurts and..Dorito. It was a Dorito in my bra.

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