Buzz·Posted on 29 Nov 201523 Tweets That Are Way Too Funny For Anyone With Boobs“I’m scared. I have this weird stabby pain in my chest and it really hurts and... Dorito. It was a Dorito in my bra.”by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. bubble girl @JessObsess Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday. 12:54 AM - 06 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Jes @JesKeepSwimming The ones you keep closest to your heart hurt you the most. Like the underwire in my bra that tried to stab me. 06:37 PM - 09 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. jess @jessica_kidwell when he asks for a pic of you in a bra 07:36 PM - 24 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Mara Wilson @MaraWritesStuff Push me aside, but I will come back. Hide me, but I will always emerge. I AM POWER. I AM RESILIENCE. I AM A BRA STRAP. 08:18 PM - 11 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. sucks to suck @SucksToSucks itchy boob in public is the worst cuz u can’t scratch it so u sorta have to rub ur arm on it w/o looking suspicious its hard being a girl ok 11:30 PM - 19 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. tequila and cupcakes @randomnloveit If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine. 11:29 PM - 27 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Linda @turtledumplin Took my bra off and a lighter, business card and $20 fell out so now my husband thinks I'm working as a stripper. 10:19 PM - 20 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Alexa Losey @alexalosey I wanted to feel liberated and empowered so I decided not to wear a bra tonight and now im paying for it from this painful bumpy uber ride 06:18 AM - 28 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. tammy @doritophan me: i am fine me: *takes bra off* me: wOW SO THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ABLE TO BREATHE WOW SO MUCH OXYGEN IS GOING INTO MY LUNGS 10:43 PM - 23 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Becky G. @iambeckyg There's no heartbreak like the heartbreak from your favorite bra officially retiring. 😭#thanksforbeingsogoodtome #youwerecute 03:30 AM - 28 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. keeks ☀️ @K_Gouldd17 putting on a sports bra after taking a shower is the equivalent of getting dressed in hell 😊😊 03:17 AM - 26 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. bea @BeaMiller if you don't know your friend's bra size are you really friends? 04:58 AM - 27 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. sarah @sarah_miesner once I was wearing sticky boobs and I lost one and the next day when I went to turn in my ap world essay it was stuck to the front page 05:54 AM - 28 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. bubble girl @JessObsess It's so embarrassing when someone gets to second base with me and finds crumbs in my bra. 02:26 AM - 12 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. electric lizard @jishwadun in middle school my friend took off her bra under her shirt and flung it at our teacher bc he said he could see her bra strap 04:53 AM - 16 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Rae Earl @RaeEarl Wake up with crushing chest pains. Heart attack surely. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm.. Nah. Just left my bra on. 11:13 PM - 21 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. EnvyDaTropic @envydatropic I came, I saw, I got jiggly with it Boobs probably 01:53 PM - 22 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. ️️ @sempiternal_ when you find a bra that fits 01:23 PM - 27 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. whippedjelli @whippedjelli if you wear a bikini instead of a bra you can go out with wet hair & people will just think you've been swimming which is athletic not lazy 03:16 AM - 29 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. sad girl @_courtkneelove My winter aesthetic is you can see my nipples through everything 05:35 AM - 28 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Princess Buttercup @GoldenSpirals [At Doctor] Me:I'm having chest pain Doc:Did you buy a new bra? Me:Yes! Thanks for noticing! Doc:I meant it could be causing the pain Me:Oh 10:21 PM - 26 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Dhoop Chaaon @hinnaz Brazone : when a woman wants you to always support her, but gets rid of you the moment she is home and comfortable. 11:38 AM - 20 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Angie Davis (❤️Peen) @Adar79Angie I'm scared. I have this weird stabby pain in my chest and it really hurts and..Dorito. It was a Dorito in my bra. 04:42 AM - 07 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite