Buzz·Posted on 4 Jan 201722 Jokes Only People Who Like Self-Deprecating Humour Will Appreciate"[slowly rises from trashcan while 2 friends are making plans without me] I am also free that day."by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. 3. Hisham @LilDark when you're on your 295th selfie attempt & still trying to refuse the fact that you're ugly & today's not your day 02:52 AM - 24 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. bea @vanwyngrdns me at 0:00 vs me 00:01 04:19 PM - 31 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. chuuch @ch000ch [slowly rises from trashcan while 2 friends are making plans without me] i am also free that day. 01:33 AM - 01 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Darren @darrendehahn Will I get a NYE kiss? will things finally fall into place? tune in to the next episode of definitely fucking not 11:21 PM - 29 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 9. Noodles @Dawn_M_ [eating fistfuls of cold spaghetti] men love me and women want to be me 11:33 PM - 05 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Alex Rogaski @AlexRogaski Lol I haven't showered since 2016 or been genuinely happy since 2006 04:45 PM - 01 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Hippo @InternetHippo have you ever seen a headline and somehow knew it was describing your future 01:06 AM - 02 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. psipsina @hypogirl5000 me deleting my sad tweets 04:40 AM - 20 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. zaK @ClickyByro my brother just got his 4th unconditional for uni and av just eaten a dog biscuit thinkin it was chocolate 09:00 PM - 28 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 15. əuıɹɥʇɐʞ @lilackat_ 2017 MOOD : 03:48 AM - 31 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. David @davidboomin People be surprised when I tell em I have a 4.0 GPA while working & maintaining an active social life, but anything is possible when you lie 04:33 AM - 18 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Bdell 🌍 @Bdell1014 Having a crush on someone is so exciting. You know you'll end up ruining things like you always do, but how? The possibilities are endless. 03:14 PM - 30 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 19. 20. BigFudge @Official_Jude_ Thats how helpful i am 03:57 PM - 17 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. blue boy @COCONUTOILBAE me acting shocked after i ruin my own happiness through the same self destructive behaviours ive been repeating my… https://t.co/u8Ix1szrni 02:28 PM - 28 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. J.Beaner @jeannerbeaner "No more self-deprecating tweets," I whisper fatly. 02:43 AM - 23 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite