22 Reasons Why Eggs Should Be Banished From This Earth
Don't try and tell me it's not a chicken's period.
Eggs infiltrate every breakfast food they can find.
People feel the need to put eggs on EVERYTHING.
Why would anyone need eggs with sweetcorn and GRAVY? BURN IT.
It's the main ingredient in mayonnaise a.k.a the worst fucking condiment on the planet.
Some sadist actually had the horrific idea to combine the two and make this stink fest.
Eggs smell like the farts of a thousand trolls.
Too many people pretend as if scrambled eggs are anything but the smushed hopes and dreams of your breakfast experience.
This is not a "life hack", it's a fucking nightmare.
Eggs are slippery motherfuckers that are too damn fragile to handle real life.
Eggs encourage horrific meal choices.
They encourage terrible jokes.
They can even ruin a perfectly good portrait of Ron Swanson.
This picture would excite many people, but to most correct people it's a fat lot of nope.
There's only one correct way to eat eggs.
This is where they belong. In the toilet with all the rest of Earth's shit.
You will not be missed.
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