1. Eggs infiltrate every breakfast food they can find.
2. People feel the need to put eggs on EVERYTHING.
3. Why would anyone need eggs with sweetcorn and GRAVY? BURN IT.
4. It's the main ingredient in mayonnaise a.k.a the worst fucking condiment on the planet.
5. Some sadist actually had the horrific idea to combine the two and make this stink fest.
6. Here's an accurate depiction of what egg mayo does to our children.
My dearest nephew Bert, trying an egg mayo sandwich for the first (and last) time. #WholeLottaEgg
#BanEggMayo #BanItNow #ThinkOfTheChildren
7. Eggs smell like the farts of a thousand trolls.
8. Too many people pretend as if scrambled eggs are anything but the smushed hopes and dreams of your breakfast experience.
9. This is not a "life hack", it's a fucking nightmare.
10. Every so often eggs crack and reveal their true colours of absolute grossness.
I swear this is why I hate eating eggs
11. Fear them! For eggs hath no shame.
"@brxddd: DROPPED AN EGG ON THE FLOOR & THERES A BABY CHICK INSIDE IT WTF IS THIS " this is why I hate eggs @LozBana
12. Eggs are slippery motherfuckers that are too damn fragile to handle real life.
13. Weak-ass eggs.
14. Eggs encourage horrific meal choices.
Fish and eggs? Really?
15. They encourage terrible jokes.
16. They can even ruin a perfectly good portrait of Ron Swanson.
17. This picture would excite many people, but to most correct people it's a fat lot of nope.
18. The worst day of the year is officially the 3rd of June because somehow eggs have managed to ruin THAT too.
I was born on national egg day, but I hate eggs. This is great tbh.
19. There's only one correct way to eat eggs.
20. But instead, people are actively making the world worse by moulding eggs into schlongs.
I shall always remember this as the day I ruined eggs for an entire country. I'm the second coming of Edwina Currie.
21. This is where they belong. In the toilet with all the rest of Earth's shit.
