1. This earth-shattering accident.
2. This beautiful disaster.
3. This terrible turn of events.
4. This piece of lost property.
5. This delayed rescue attempt.
I JUST DROPPED MY BLOODY FOUNDATION BRUSH DOWN THE TOILET ARE YOU KIDDING ME😡
6. And this floating fuckery.
7. This frankly unfortunate waste of makeup.
8. This irreversible change.
9. This makeup mishap.
10. This true test of patience.
11. This inappropriately named product.
12. This source of sadness.
I hear a loud "NOO" and find Kaitlyn crying on the floor next to her destroyed makeup screaming "I PAID $45 FOR THIS"
13. This brutal murder.
14. This shocking discovery.
15. This irritating loss of money.
16. Which never gets any easier, no matter how many times it happens.
17. This crushed dream.
18. This metaphor for how shit the day is going.
19. This sudden death.
20. This glittery catastrophe.
21. This derelict crime scene.
22. And this sign to pack it all in and call it a day.
