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17 Awkward Moments That Are Way Too Real For All Sweary People

"OK, I'm gonna stop swearing now...SHIT, I meant now...SHIT, I meant NOW."

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1. When you're around someone who hates swearing and it only makes you want to swear more.

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2. And when someone dares to tell you to stop swearing.

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"I'LL STOP WHEN I WANNA STOP, MOTHERFUCKER."

3. When you promise not to swear and then break that promise two seconds later.

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4. When you try to hold your tongue around a child.

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5. When you're around someone else's parents and you accidentally let a swear word slip out.

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6. When you're in a serious work meeting and you're attempting to be professional.

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7. When you're watching a scary movie and can't help but curse at the jumpy bits.

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8. When you try to come up with alternative swear words, but all of them sound shit in comparison.

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9. When you're super nervous and the only way to dispel your nerves is to go on a sweary tirade.

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10. When you can't swear out loud, so you have to subtly get your point across.

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11. When you're meeting a stranger and have to apologise for your swearing before you've even started talking.

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12. And when you're on a date, and have to tone it down just to see how much they can actually handle.

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13. When you do something clumsy and immediately have to swear to make yourself feel better.

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14. When you naively buy a swear jar and find out within an hour that swear jars are actually fucking useless.

15. When you're at a family event and you're forced to stop cursing.

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16. When you're drinking and can't quite control the rate of your swearing any more.

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17. And when you're told that swearing is unattractive, and you're actually expected to give a shit.

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lol fuck you.